Show few Y little 0 1 ies JUST IN TIME the aerodrome was crowded with spectators who had come to witness the finish of the big air race great was their astonishment when thi winning aeroplane landed and an un known airman stapled stepi ed out wonderful I 1 wonderful I 1 said an official coming forward to greet him louve broken the record for the race how did you do it the airman wined his perspiring brow to tell you the truth he molest lest ly explained I 1 think luck had a lot to do with it I 1 dlan didn t find out until tave minutes ago hew lic w to stop the en ine answers complete replacement plinks 1 11 soon have a new car jinks you re bucl y emnas hardly yon you see im sira ply kept busy rep replacing the worn lut 1 parts on the old one and a couple more bumps and it will even aye the streamline effect A respectful skeptic do you believe george washing ton always told the uncompromising no sir answered senator sor with emphasis to hold such an opinion would be to cast asper slon on his indisputable attainments is a statesman and a diplomat evolution two way ways do you believe in evolution I 1 11 forward orward and backward an senator sorghum although 1711 neier nener believe its na as easy to make a man out of a monkey as it Is for a man to make a monkey out of himself anticipated mis ulf wife I 1 in glad youve you ve bought i new car but I 1 haven t a thing to vea rear and I 1 d be ashamed to be seen in it with these old rags titus tightwad I 1 thought of that so to I 1 bought a closed car you can daw the curtains proclivities we are told of the right to life liberty and the pursuit of happi happl aass I 1 those are the very words an senator sorghum but they ion on t apply to persons who can t r en joy oy themselves unless they are play ing rough with machine guns from theory to practice t you once what they called a parlor socialist yes answered mias 1 cayenne but food expense has driven social ista out of the parlor they are now discussing the kitchen and even the bath worn war signal asber er at wedding to cold led lady are you a friend of the groom the lad ladi indeed no I 1 am the brides bride s mother going to extremes our cook Is terribly tempera mental I 1 so s ours we never know whether it 11 be angel cake or dev food i ouch I 1 pompous man they told me that it if I 1 didn t quit reading dime novels I 1 woul in t amount to anything cheerful well why didat you quit important item chauffeur why ma maam am the axel Is sprung the mud guards bent and your our husbands neck Is broke broket I 1 woman a bit interested and how about those brand new lamps reminder so you enjoy talking over the tadia very much answered senator sorghum 1 I I have a positive affect lion fir a microphone its appear ance once reminds me of earlier oratory ai al it su suggests gm e ats the facial expression of some of my dumbest alste listeners ners MIXED at a political gathering an waxed indignant and exclaimed to ridicule the idea la Is to follow the example of the camel which burle buries its head in the sand when an enemy approaches the rival speaker rose and unit retort ed I 1 surely the gentleman in div ing utterance to this remark must have meant to defor to the ostrich 6 which in those circumstances has a habit of putting its eye through a needle ludlow advertiser POOR investment the nature lover you ought ta td put a few bird houses in you trees titus canby bird houses what non nonsense I 1 howd a man go about it to collect the rent personal viewpoint what are you going to do about the coming election I 1 biot not much I 1 im m afraid said sen ator sorghum the question in mf nil mind Is what the coming election li 13 going to do about me consideration I 1 nas has your horse a good dispost tion yep answered farmer Corri coratta tim sel I 1 brit he wouldn it have tt if I 1 worried him as much as he does me |