Show und if WS quio wal r lir I 1 BALED MUSIC r 1 golato ti ho bo a great cona vr nt bert e r t nt the opera house tonight night sad ahe he retired merchant and if go along with nie me ill pay your way nn buy you five cents worth of pen Peni nuts luts an in sure nothing conict he enire liberal than that lint break up in business if you go around wasting t your aubi tance in that fashion replied plied the hotel keeper but you will have to hunt up another victim since I 1 bought a phonograph and a hunch of records I 1 have quit going tu con concerts corts theres nothing hut but banit vanity and vexation of spirit about an enter ot of ahat fant mad hind its advertised advertised to start at q a certain hour say eight anil and ou are credulous enough to think that tha tithe the will ha be liven up to you break a strap to get chere in n time and abill when you yon er r rive nt lit ten tell to eight you find youre tho the first one there you sit around waiting for nn an hour or two and people walk on your feet and sit st down b 0 nn n your hat bat and nd make things un unpleasant pless as poss po sallile fIlle ny by the time the curtain go KOCH tip ap you are wishing you had possessed enso to stay star at home ruth rut hing there ani an having paid for the privilege you determine to hold her nozzle ngan gill the canil han ni as ft t were the usi lally ta is opened ap pp rl I 1 by a nik smIth all h ronn mail who jmie a feidl fedj demarks lotus up nt at huch ond should he be In kento to jall for obtaining money under false pr when he ha has mid laid nil all that she can think oi of theart the art isak hogin heeln toi to up the th amile it inar he ha elegant meg ant ausle lt usually Is t but you vou cant can enany it t in comfort for the gen gentlemen t with the inree frpley tont foot lit in the teat seat directly direct lIr behind you pers is I 1 time with that organ until he drives you oil frantic if you turn aroun dand hot dot him in ite lc eye you oil will trill lip in arom tit bull bullying ding then you will find arthe ille woman with a brill litell liTt ll carrying carry ani yolee voice who hnas betto better r lnier 8 alafi right in front of you and xe MIC keppa on allt li in it a way the enst concert I 1 attended attend cd d hd hadt n fine contralto who pane nix 1 I me stam wigs songs or of tho th kind we 1 I all like but the woman roman with tha farill voice wn was right in front of nf me w and I 1 cougil hear tier her jaylne Inen really liv anu should henr margarct hayes or brittine brix tIne miller ping that this Is impossible na as a awil iff tapu it man with a lepetic antee no and 1 I n name that lib he imported Import od ut paying fluty on it stood lip upend and eipl a doggone zebra not nod we were expected to bel belleff lerf that hat he wn aris sing ing ap A Nen politan song I 1 nover lienard blything lly thing ha filet my tho way hint voice did it recalled recall pd the he halcyon amyr r va cheri tny father used to sharpen it a buckans with a rasp well whan ili hr hits firmat number DIP ni nf was frantic and he reared up tip and did it all ovee akala then tho the was louder londer than ever and lip hf something else they kept that blamed biente p ante there for halt R an hour and I 1 dont know when I 1 suffered s so 0 much 1 tile the hall wits wn and I 1 wah in h middle of it a row of fw I 1 cwi ef out ut over a lint and gentlemen we here cre k appl ppl there tv fw three hatim hour 8 and rill when I 1 got 1 dwore swore by my iny sunday hat id nei new ergil so to flu other F concert sixt t fany I 1 ri A bat 9 raqul a 61 be kirilj ift lla 4 ind and now I 1 e enjoy ady ii iiii my music I 1 start it ii when I 1 get ready and quit when I 1 am tired yo no punk singers arv are encored no windy jims introduce the singers with a few pertinent remarks it if a singer displeases roe me I 1 stop the machine chine and throw tho th record into the alley better hettee teat tear up your con el cart rt ticket and come and hear ray my music mill |