| Show HOW THE WA WAR STARTED merson school loy boy after carefully reading up athe cpierson alie cause bauge or of the present strife in europe gives his bis version of it as follows in ili tile first place a servian got drunk and killed an austrian noble ninn mid and liis bis escort or may bo be it was ink his consort anyway it was i omo olne f sort austria then got hot under tile collar over the incident and then said to servia see liere here now w we 0 dont want r rny ay ruff stuff I 1 want to bo be a father to you come into the woodshed russia peeping through tile the fence said to austria dont you dare to touch that child 10 lies 4 my iny kid any liow how make a good looking daddy 11 youve youre another think coming coining answered austria 1 I dont like the color of your eyes an and your feet dont track besides I 1 can lick yuu you gitil one hand tied bully boy says wilhalm hn of gormany germany if you boll cant I 1 can call and by gosh ill do it I 1 c can art lick anybody I 1 van can lick evory everybody body aud well take him together so germany slips up tip on oil france when slie aint looking arid and lands with both bogli feet in aljo middle of belgium get off my leg says belgium ar r ril ill bite your ear off ouch says germany ill get ofT when I 1 get ready not fair says say france take that you slob and hands germany a liot bot one on oil the snoot 1 I liate late a scrap 11 says england hut but I 1 can smash tile the jaw of tile guy who slaps my friend 1 you dont liate late it any worse thun ido pays japan as she squares off for a hand in the ganie game well I 1 duets gup auti suti un started it anyhow says wilhelm to luck just then everyone eye begins to yell it you started it yourself and each sticks out his bis tongue at the other fellow arid and they all chich tile the little follows fellows begin to danee dance around wat watching ebing for a cliance chance to got it a punch and run arid and there you are progress pierson iowa BOOST NE newspapers A arthur rebur brisbane one of tile greatest news pap or er writers of the present lay day abo often lias has praised tile the country press recently sent the following te telegram legrain to a me ine ting of the buckeye press association in ohio the local editors of the country are the most important agencies for good in ill this republic thoy they warn their readers in every american dwelling of the rascality that is planned on oil a big or a little scale arid and make it possible forthe for the citizens to think to together gother arid and defend themselves the country editor whose position financially and otherwise should be one of dignity and absolute independence is tile least appreciated and the alie most poorly rewarded of tile the nations trades not excepting school schoolteachers teachers or clergymen the man abo cleans the corridors in ft a county court eouse is often better paid pad than alio editor alio supplies the county with sound advice and that to put it mildly is a comical comic situation the local newspaper intelligently used is ia by far tile the best advertising medium for business men big or little who have something worth while to soil sell the readers of the county newspaper buy everything from tile the roof paint to tile the celler cement from the front veranda to the back of the barn and the country publisher knows liim him and readies reaches him tile country publishers have suffered ered financially because it is impossible for the great national advertisers to deal with them directly and tile 1111 numerous advertising agencies that handle tile bulk of national advertising appropriate appropriations i otis naturally dread tile detailed work of dealing thousands of email publications valuable as they ai are c mr brisbane declared that every everi subscriber to a local paper was worth six dollars a year to any advertiser could the publishers make local advertisers see this conditions of both the alie publishers and would be greatly improved |
