Show 1 al ar BRAVE GIRL saved cried the beautiful girl in triumph saved tho the old gentleman in the easy chair dropped his paper in astonishment who is saved my daughters daughter he interrogated with alarm tile the whole city my name shall go down to posterity as a heroine 11 still the old gentleman was visibly perplexed but my dear I 1 heard of any great conflagrations or OP earthquakes in what way was the city in danger it was then that the beautiful girl came over and sat down tin fin the arm of his chair listen father and you shall hear twenty minutes ago percival val van pickle proposed to me and vowed if I 1 refused to become his wife he would jump into the main reservoir and end it all when I 1 thought of those 20 packs of turkish cigarettes percival carries in his pockets I 1 knew the water would be poisoned and the people q doomed then 1 I 1 I accepted dont jau you think im a brave girl suspicious of favorites 1 I un id ersland that politician aspires to be recognized as a favorite A son yep answered farmer corntassel I 1 he pears to have some euch ideas dont you approve of them not altogether my Is that the pet ofa family Is jes as like ly to crovea disappointment as any of the other members SOUP MARKS L 5 guest you called minna Mi niia Is that 5 the blonde the d dark ark one or the old woman t walter waiter ho how w do you know our cooks r guest by the soup the poli pole L little drops of water moving chunks of ice made blade it so elui elusive had to find it twice the me mean an man pop said the fa farmers imers boy 1 91 I have bave been reading a lot about those these marathons these days and id like to enter some AU right my lad ind hastened the old man taking a fresh liew chew of tobacco just yeou go down to the woodpile and start a wood chopping marathon and when yeou are through yeou can use the sawdust to play cir cus now who says im not a con Bi si father A prudent precautions precaution your husband going to take part in that automobile speeding con test no I 1 simply tormented him till he gave up the idea you know jenny I 1 never did look well in black A PEEVISH PLAINT the learned writers for cor ti the ie press are very very good 9 at proving how we waste on dress or furbelows fur belows or food v each writer new who makes his bow with other sages vies to show unhappy mortals how they may economize they tell us Is of the hie thrifty french who all excesses shun j but im not anxious to retrench it any fun im weary of this endless song I 1 wish some seer wise would show us liow how to get along and not economize A SOLID REASON ina N mr smith why do you women i w want ant to vote you know that the majority of the women dont want you to mrs smith exactly why we are determined to do it the cats the application unto 0 those wh who 0 talk and talk proverb should appeal the steam th that af blows the whistle will never turn I 1 the lie wheel two of a kind wv this 9 aad ba i d t the h e sen for me member m b i e r 0 o ol 01 the law firm is another liae a r aas case i e of greet greel meeting greek hows howls that queried the afie junioe tn member ember one affinity is suing another afcin ty replied the other just possible Y 1 I was born and raised on chii farm said tile the stranger but I 1 have nt not set foot on it for 20 y years ears it ii lias has run down a good dehl then has rejoined the 01 ok farmer barme r but I 1 reckon run down t heap sight worse ii if yew had shayef on it his difficulty jinks seems to be having a hart pull puli to get along his hard pull is just the reason h cant get on 4 dhow how do you make that out I 1 because hes a dentist I 1 A confession Y barber why your face Is ali al carved lip ip what mutton headed idiot shaded you last patient 1 I shaved myself its the price it Is not looks that make the stylus that 1111 the fashion books the sunbonnet has got tile the peach basket plum out for looks hardly that kind pop tell me one thing yes my son when they want pets peta ou on board A ships do they take tahe old sea dogs does 11 reat REAL NEED n L 1 I say old chap will you lend a friend a dollar Is he really in III need of it rather he wants to pay roe me with it SUFFERED TERRIBLY how relief from distressing kidney trouble was found mrs elizabeth wolf W morgan st tipton mo alo says inflammation of the bladder dab reached its climax last spring and I 1 suffered terribly M my back ached a and n d pained pain ed so I 1 could get around nd the e secretions scanty freo t of passage a and d bal painful nAil I 1 was tired all the time and very nervous ier L I 1 began using doans doan s kidney pills and after taking a abw id w boxes was cura cureo and ha have veblen been well ever since remember the name doans sold by all dealers 50 cents a box foster co buffalo N Y A long mary aged 14 was found one day by an older sister sobbing and a nd crying what esthe is the matter she asked with great concern T three aize boys have asked me to go to the dance tonight to td night was the unexpected well vell my iny dear child certainly that is not such a terrible misfortune yes but I 1 told the first one I 1 would go with him and tile the last one was a long harpers Har pera rough on rats mats fools the rats and mir but never fools the buyer the secre is you not the maker do the mixing take a hint do your own mixing pay for poison only then you get results its the unbeatable exterminator dont die in the house hardly is would you lie asked aire care to live to be years old not if anybody knew it 11 she replied found knicker what is your youn definition of 0 a gentleman cocker bocker he I 1 le was evidently my cifes first husband |