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Show DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU That some ladies adopted dresses from styles found in King Tuts Tomb. What would happen if they tried Eve's style? That some mothers think their children are real smart, until the arresting officer intervenes. inter-venes. That now is the time to dro in at our Printing Plant and pick out samples of your Christmas Christ-mas greeting cards. That man's greatest inhumanity inhu-manity to man is expressed in the thought that the poor have no business to be that way. That it will be interesting what steps the Kaiser will take after he has landed back. That the people of Bingham are as good as any other town of its size in the country, yet they pay to go to a show where screen advertising is looked upon up-on with disgust. That the time to pass a speed maniac is when he's in jail. That one big trouble is with the people of to-day they imagine ima-gine jazz is a tune. That JACK'S place at 77 W. Second South Street at Salt Lake City, handles all kinds of hunting equipment when all the other similar supply houses are closed Sundays and evenings. That though Lloyd George didn't come over to make many speeches, yet when he landed the American public realized the fact he was by no means tongue tied. That when so-called church members are ready to pay as much for the up-keep of their church as they do for amusements amuse-ments and luxuries, then we may have a better lot of Christians. Chris-tians. That so far as prices are concerned, con-cerned, we may as well prepare ourselves for a late fall. That the German millionaire must feel worse than thirty-cents thirty-cents these days. That to have a bigger and a better Bingham we should advertise ad-vertise its merits to the outside world. That some people are of the opinion the party who operates a newspaper should go out and rag every corporation in the camp. i That too much leniency is just as much out of place as too much radicalism. That Mac may be accused of being a chicken fancier, but we think he is a specialist. Th:t a good citizen and worker work-er is one who doesn't brag about it. That whether they are unlucky un-lucky or supposed to be, we still have a revered respect for still have a revered respect for the dollar bill. ! That many women may be at j the bottom of some things but ! we must give them credit for sometimes being on the top, too. That gossip is a deadly gas that is often fatal to friendships. friend-ships. , That we would have more ideal cities, but for the scarcity scarci-ty of ideal citizens. That if a man marries, as a rule she first broaches the subject. sub-ject. That couples that flirt in their cars on the Bingham highway are courting trouble. That when screen advertising is suppressed and real reels are used in their stead it will be a case ot people getting their money's worth. . That it is said, bobbed hair is already out of style well, girls you'll have to buy your old hair oack. That a fellow said the other day his wife couldn't take a joke yet he took her, for bettor bet-tor or worse. That the County Commissioners Commission-ers will be looked upon with some degree of respect by the people ol I,ark when the county lights are installed there, the only community in the county without them. That if the world does'nt understand un-derstand a man it calls him a crank. That there is no more, necessity neces-sity for street sweepers, the ladies la-dies are doing that with theii long skirts wonder how many cuds of tobacco they can pick up in a day. That money is said to be "douh" because we need it for Dur daily bread. |