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Show t'j;.:. 0; I j j : f iii "IaLI )Lkii!i i yjikx PiMijij ! I 1 r"Xl! lllllllll j HAYE you noteece how many dace now gotta scales for tella how nioocba weigh? I tink ees alia right eeu da butcher shop and da grocery store, but een da lunch place ees no good. I ineeta leetle girl on da street other oth-er day I been acquaint weeteh for louga time. I aska where she go and she say jusa walk around before eata da lunch. I say "Wot's matter? You eata too mooch and no feela good?" She say she no can eata very mooch een da hot weather. I lika dat leetle girl and was pretty hot dat day. I feegure she no gotta nioocba appetite so I aska her eata weeth me. Wot I care for da leetle expense anyway? We go een one place wot gotta sign outside. "Light Lunch." I feegure dat was preety good mebbe no eosta so mooch as da heavy one. But dat place gotta scale eenside for tella how moocha weigh. Dat girl wanta geeva look. She go on da scale and tella me she losa da weight. She say, "I gotta do somating, Pietro. I am l'eefateen pound lighter sconce da lasa time." I no say somating but I tink was gooua idee we eata een da light lunch mebbe I sava da mon. But I gotta got-ta wrong idee. I tink site try getta fat alia one time. She eata almosta every-ting every-ting on da program but da print. Let you taka tat one to lunch ees alia right go een da place weeth da scale. But for da skeeny one ees no good. She try getta fat too queeck. And eef she getta fat da purse getta slim. Dat leetle girl tella me she hava da vacasth nexa week and she was gonna way. So I decida eef she was gonna weigh nexa week, too, I no aska her eata weeth me any more. Wot you tink? |