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Show UNCLE EZRA SAYS: Brains don't seem to keep a lot of folks out of trouble. Aunt Hannah Mariar says that In her day stockin's was made for private pri-vate circulation. Wimmen folks that's always com-plainin' com-plainin' 'bout their heft don't take nothin' to cure their appetite. Know a feller over to the Corners what plants wild oats an' ixpects to git a good payin' crop. City folks spends half their time rushing ,to break their necks an' the other half tryin' to git cured. If Eve was 'round now'days she'd prob'ly be leadin' the styles at oue of them bathin' beaches. Like a snowball running down hill, a reputation grows with uncanny speed ; and, like a snowball, too, it melts away In a moment unless it is solidly molded. Nellie Melba. |