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Show n The farmer who raises plenty of pigs and chickens doesn't seem to be worrying a great deal about the price of corn. Chicago and Malwaukee are bundling bund-ling a highway 200 feet wide to con-'jnect con-'jnect the two cities. Which only will . j make it even more difficult to an-jswer an-jswer the old Question, "why does a 'jthicktn cross the road?" It's no use trying to kid yourself I iuto thinking you are still young 'when you have to put double lenses into your spectacle frames. I ' The United States was the world's (greatest apple producer in 1925, i which is another reason why we are able to keep our government in such apple pie order. "Let's Talk About My Sweetie," is the title of a popular song. But in real life it isn't necessary. The oth-jer oth-jer girls will attend to that. j The leading crop of the state of i California is oranges, but is must be i said in all fairness that Hollywood still continues to turn out its full quota of lemons. A guest of a Miami hotel recently committed suicide by leaping from the eighteenth floor of the building. Doubtless the guest was rendered desperate by receipt of the customary custom-ary hotel bill. i British scientists say that the bald head is the brainiest. This is accounted for doubtless on the theory the-ory that the big brain pushes the hair out by the roots. I It is said that women don't wear ' as much jewelry as they used to but , then the same thing applies to everything ev-erything else. i President Coolidge the other day fished in the brook of his boyhood and we're willing to bet ten to one that it didn't lok as big as it used : to. i Two men were recently robbed of . ST 1,000 by hold-up men at Coney j Island. Evidently the victims hadn't been at Coney long or they wouldn't , have had so much money. I Ma Ferguson has now got herself into the frame of mind where she thinks she has only begun to fight. J ! Perhaps, as Paul Whitemau says, j jazz is a suspension bridge to better' i I I things. Meanwhile, the suspense is j I something awful. Boston Globe. j I j Lot of primary leaders must be .sitting up nights trying to make up a report of expenditures that will pass muster. Philadelphia Bulletin. After glancing at the reports of disorder in France the last Democratic Demo-cratic national convention doesn't appear to have been such a terrible mob after all. Milwaukee Journal. What has become of the prophets who a few months ago were telling us that 192G would be a summerless year? Buffalo Courier and Express Pat Harrison has shorn extraordinary extraor-dinary restraint in not demanding : hat the executive's fishing scales be investigated. Detroit News. Mortagage the house to buy a car. Mow hate the cuss that holds the mortgage. That will help you to understand un-derstand Europe's attitude. Washington Wash-ington Post. And if the average home-brewer had to brew the family's gasoline at home, his wife would walk most of Ihe time. Dallas. News. Trotzky predicts in his new book that, the Soviet eventually will rule the United States. That Russian .vodka must be worse, even, than American bootleg. Cincinnati En-.quirer. En-.quirer. An optimist is some one who goes out a spend a long afternoon on the links with one golf ball. Detroit News. |