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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That Si Jones is said to be a specialist on barbecue. If you are anxious to determine, be at the ball park on Sunday next and participate -in the choice cuts of elk meat he will have awaiting await-ing you. V .' s That we have been advised "people who live in glass houses must not throw stones." We apologize. No single party was intended. That a U. of U. professor lost his way to Lark last winter be- cause there were no county lights there. That the water wagon carries only water, and sometimes a poor grade of that, as far as a beverage is concerned. That Bingham people should show the outside world tomorrow tomor-row they still have a desire to entertain. That we are still looking out for the first quart of flies. Get yourself a screen fly catcher and get a year's reading of the most interesting local news obtainable free, That the radical knows he is right because he can make more noise than the conservative. That we should grieve to see America in Europe's condition and dependent upon Europe for help. Where would we ,get off iat? That Henry Ford would like to abolish poverty in the United States. Then maybe a number nf neonle would buv more ex- noses at big people in a small town, ' ' , That we are not affiliated with any one church organization. .-That some argue the Golden Rule isn't practical, but that party really mean it is not profitable. prof-itable. That there are people who spend their money freely to join fraternal organizations, but they forget to pay their outstanding debts. . That speed gets people in the hospital,, but it takes more than speed to get them out. That the old-fashioned girl has gone. We mean the one the neighbors used to talk of that "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth." That one lady couldn't see the advisability of getting married, as she had a parrot that swore, a dog that growled, a stove that smoked and a cat that stayed out over night. That it is always a good vacation va-cation when you are pleased to get back home. That to appreciate home one must sometimes camp out. That many a man claims to be nervous when he is really ill-tempered. ill-tempered. ' ' That the only way to get things done is to etart doing. That if one can't do things on a big scale, it is a good idea to attempt the next biggest thing. That the "Bingham News" was, one of the first newspapers printed print-ed complete at the Salt Lake plant of the Western Newspaper Union, and in spite of criticisms from outside newspapers, we contend the service is satisfactory. DID YOU BORROW THIS PAPER TO READ THE LOCAL NEWS IF SO QUIT, HAVE YOU NO IDEA YOUR NEIGHBOUR NEIGH-BOUR WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A CHEAP-SKATE YOU OUGHT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR' NEIGHBOR TOLD US; RECENTLY ABOUT YOU. PHONE 91 and have it mailed to your home for $2.00 per year. I L pensive cars. That even if the world does owe you a living, it takes some time to collect it. That a Salt Laker remarked this week "He hadn't seen . a good looking woman in Bingham." Bing-ham." We advised him "to put on another pair of glasses,' as he already had one on. That some people strenuously object to some of these paragraphs, para-graphs, but they shouldn't, . unless un-less they hurt. That one of human nature's strongest convictions is that the other fellow ought to do differently. differ-ently. . ' ; That small people in a big town sometimes turn, up their! |