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Show DID IT EVER ' OCCUR TO YOU - That some people are wondering wonder-ing who is going to do the mining, min-ing, after the rising generation all get educated. That a woman writer says there is no such thing as a perfect per-fect man, probably she discovered discov-ered the fact when her hus- band's waist line began to grow. That the absence of the treasurer treas-urer on Tuesday evening was regrettable. . That some colleges are accused ac-cused of turning out hard boiled girls,- maybe they are preferable to the soft mush kind. That some Australian doctors have found a man with a horn growing out of his head, maybe may-be some of the proverbial Mormons Mor-mons are loose back there.- That the Revd. Goshen's congregation con-gregation at the Pantages Theatre The-atre on Sunday morning is one of the best advertisments any minister ever had . That all advertisers who are looking for space in our Christmas Christ-mas number are advised to get busy at once. That a doctor says 40 is the ideal age for love, it undoubtedly undoubted-ly is if 40 happens to be the age of the smitten victim. That if matrimony is a failure fail-ure then all the old maids and bachelors must be successes. That to be a 100 per cent American You should purchase some Christmas Seals of the school children. That two lovers on an auto stage can sometimes make every occupant sea-sick. That if you don't at first succeed, suc-ceed, on your next trip take her a box of candy . ' That had "Bingham Bill" still been alive, the discontinuance discontin-uance of his train would have meant "the last straw." That some chesty men are kind of narrow minded. That a former dry agent, with no worldly good3 in 1915 died recently leaving an estate of $60,000. His wife says she was surprised, but she can now be made to believe that prohibition pro-hibition pays. That Ben was in camp and made a call amongst his friends here on Wednesday, dosent look as if he intended us to have a heck of a lot of lubricant for our Christmas festivities. That it may be the naked truth, but it sure is a dry one. That the question is constantly con-stantly being asked "if Alexander Alexan-der knows it all, why doesn't he operate a stock exchange." Yet people are still falling for his stuff. That when we saw a turkey being sent to a certain party for their Thanksgiving dinner we were reminded of the old biblical truth "For he that hath, io him shall be given" and he that hath not,, from him shall be taken even that which he hath." That Parley P made particular partic-ular nu-ntion of the other Parley Par-ley P on Tuesday evening at the Young Men's Republican Club. I |