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Show THE BINGHAM NEWS Bank Girls Trained to Shoot Straight at Bandits j Aroused by the recent epidemic of holdups In Greater New York, the managers of bunking Institutions there have been training their employees, men and women alike, to shoot straight tit robbers. The girls In the photograph are clerks In a Brooklyn bank. Children Cryfor f MOTHER- :- Fletcher's ' L s- -l ( Castoria is a pleasant, harm-- Jv Iess Substitute for Castor lpjfezr i Oil, Paregoric, Teething . ( vl VA Drop3 and Soothing Syrups, M . prepared for Infants in. armg - aJX 'AJ 'ren 3eS To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it. DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN Take Tablet Without Fear If You 6e the Safety ."Bayer Cross." Warning! Unless you see the name "Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 23 years. Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Imitations may prove dangerous. Adv. "DANDELION BUTTER COLOR" A harmless vegetable butter color used by millions for 50 years. Druj otores and general stores sell bottles of "Dandelion" for 33 cents. Adv. What's the i Verdict? THE test of a mealtime, drink is not how it tastis, but also what it does. Many a coSee-use- r finds wakeful-ness and resdessness after drinking coffee with the evening meal andaother health-disturbanc- es follow on. There's double pleasure and benefit in Postum; delightful taste, complete satis-- 1 faction, and agreeable friendship with nerves and health. There's charm without harm in Postum. Let a ten-day- s' trial of Postum instead of coffee show you the marked improve-me- nt in health and comfort which so ' many others have found. I-Sold by grocers everywhere! Postum for Health r?0h. "There's a Reason' W0i t Your frocer flls Poum In two form r00CTi ffi' 1 Iimunt IWum (in tins) prepared instantly in V'''!?1" I the cup by ihe addition oi boiling wxtrr. z"T I Postum Carral (in packages) lor iIkkkj who ,'v WJ fRaviiT" f- I prolor tha flavor brought out by boiling CflUiT C i lully 20 minutes. The cost ol tidier tuna "PflSTDM CT ! is about onehaU cw a cup. ilnun j .:J H .i'ir , Md hy Postum C rr Co., Life, !.aw ' """ I Batda Creok, Mjcb, ) j Rug Wool Dyer Man of Importance. The dyeing of wool for the making of Persian rugs is esteemed as a fine art, and the tribal dyer Is regarded as a NO WONDER HE WAILS person of considerable Importance. 'Mil - " ill f 111 Mtj JA JL Col. Macks W'lllard of Los Angeles tells a tough luck story. lie's 7 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 310, so can't get clothes, shoes, hats or other gar-ments unless they're made to order. No girl will marry him because she couldn't be on the level with hlin. He bus to pack his own bed along because no hotel has one long enough; went to war, but was too much of a target, being shot nine times; has to sit In the back row or rent a box at the the-ater, and can't use a telephone booth heeau.se they're not built big enough. But to pretty Lille Buker be confided that there's one advantage and that Is he's so tall he can see ull the pretty girls In a crowd. He Had to Die. The old farmer was slowly but sure-ly dying. Lying In an apparently un-conscious state, he suddenly opened his eyes and addressing his ancient spouse said, "Mary, that ham smells very good. I almost think I could eat some." Whereat Mary replied, "Thee get on with the dying. That ham Is for th funeral." Wanted to Try It. Bessie was lunching with her moth-er in a restaurunt. Mother (helping herself to sauce) You won't like this, dear. It's pars-ley sauce. Besslt Oh, let me have some. I know I should like It. "Why, dear, you hnven't tasted it." "No, but I've read about It In the Bible." "Where?" "I've been reading about the man who was 'sick of the parsley,' and I want to try It." Told by a Clergyman. "A strapping big fellow the other day brought a demure little lass to the parsonage In order that they might be Joined in the bonds of matrimony. "lu accordance with my custom I turned to the bridegroom nt a certain part of the ceremony and said, 'This Is now your lrwful wedded wife. "Trembling with embarrassment, as he hud been from the outset, the big fellow turned awkwardly In the direc-tion of the girl and said : 'Pleased to Dieet you."' Woman's Party's New Slogan Banner f Sjk Janet Fouts and Mar jvj, ii4iM garet Raef, carrying ' J!,fJ i ; iffI llUvri tlle ncw Bl8iin banner f ff TtiA I Hliil iIVV fw,flilcthhe wWa oman's party ;' l cnrrlt,d b' ; I - hifst. 3 fifc' 111 the deputation to I'resl-- j .t 1 tyjil '4r dent Cool ldse recently. A ; If 1 0 f ?! it I Tl,ey nre wearlng the if , ? ... Jllfjil new national costume U'i M ?ll 5 U J f 41 --Jr that was worn then. M M If j ! ri I ' Miss Fouts Is of Wash- - .CjPr M , I i'ufS--,- J Ington, while Miss Itaef p'J 71 J J wis.from Ml,waukee' t?AtV3jj h in.. How Was She to Know. The sweet young thing was strug-gling earnestly to learn the art of fish-ing and was being Instructed by on of her youthful admirers. "You place the bait here," he ex-plained, Indicating the fishhook. "Yes, yes, I understand," was the ready answer, "but do you place tha " "' pole or the line In the water?" Hard to Pleas'. A bus conductor tells the story of an old lady who got into the bus one very rainy day when the roads were very Slippery. "As we turned a corner," he said, "the bus skidded and turned completely around, at the same time rllding to the other side of the road. Immediately my aged customer arose and demanded to know why she was not told that the bus was going to turn around, as she wished to alight on the i other side of the road." German Inventor and His New Engine ...r::V. $ fPrTi hry mmt wi 1 k'-iW"- - .-- '' i J s,, J? I'rjliz Liiug, (ieriiiun Inventor, and his engine, u new Invention which he claims can use olive oil or gooae grease as easily as gasoline as a fuel. An ell vaporizer breaks up the oil Into a fine gas which leaves no trace of carbon. Western Brevities j t from the Many ' X i Western States j Sun Francisco, Japanese farmers of California were prepared Sunday to cancel all crop eontracta for 1924 as a result of the decision to comply with the previsions of the alien land law reached at a conference o dele-gates representing thirty-fou- r Japan, ese agricultural and eohimercial here Saturday. Approxi-mately 200,000 acres will be aKetted by the cancellation. San Diego, Lieutenant Commandei Richard II. Booth, eleventh and last of the navy officers to face court-martia-as the result of the wreckinj of seven destroyers on Point Honda the night of September 8, was Sat-urda- y acquitted of charges of negli' gency. j Seattle, Wash, The bridal suite on the steamship President Grant, which left here Tuesday for the far east, was engaged for Major and Mrs. Frederick McLaughlin of Chicago. Mrs. McLaughlin was Irene Castle; dancer, until her wedding with Major McLaughlin Wednesday. San Francisco The Southern Tad. fic company will clip three hours from the running time of Its train number 9, between San Francisco and Chlca go by way of Omaha and Ogden, be-ginning January 1, company officials announced. Rock Springs, Wyo., Wool sales In Rock Springs during the week ag-gregated over 300,000 pounds, with a large amount still In storage awaiting a higher price by those who are will-ing to speculate. The wool sold this week brought from 39 to 41 2. Los Angeles. Two men were kill-ed and a third was injured when struck by a racing car driven bj Harry Hartz as the driver was warm-ing up his car shortly before the start of the 250-mi- le Thanksgiving day race. Del Mar. Mrs. Susannah Stevens, 102, is, preparing to receive relatives and friends at her one hundred and third birthday anniversary celebra-tion next month, after motoring down to East San Diego Sunday to attend the golden wedding of her daughtet Mrs. Mary A. Ilosford. Las Vegas, N. M. The largest deer of the season was killed Thurs-day morning by Jack Dempsey, world's heavyweight pugilistic cham-pion, the animal being a seven point buck weighing more than 300 pounds. The deer is the largest bagged this season in this region. Forest Grove, Ore. A parade of 150 masked and robed Ku Klux Klas-me- n here Tuesday night was conclud-ed abruptly when the klansmen were bombarded by a shower of ancient eggs by persons who escaped uni-dentified. Los Angeies. Announcement wa made Wednesday of the engagement of Lorraine Arnold Rowan of Pasa-don- a to wed Robert II. McAdoo, son of William Gibbs McAdoo, former secretary of the treasury. The an-nouncement was made by Mrs. Robt. Rowan. Los Angeles. The appeal of W. F. Hewlett of Uplands, Calif., from the decision of the federal forest officers at San Francisco denying him the use of a thirty-acr- e tract near Cucamon-g- a as a butterfly farm, has been al-lowed and he will be permitted to conduct his enterprise unmolested so long as he pays his rental of $b0 a year to the government, according to word received here from the bureau of entomology at Washington. Stanford University, Calif. Dwell-ers in the earthquake zone of Chile have been supplied with simplo but scientific instructions how best to build their housos to withstand possi-ble collapse. Carson, Nev., At a meeting of the slnto raliifs commldsinn held hero, K. U. Sans, chief of the biological sur-vey' In Nevada, turned over to the commission check for ?'"..'! 1.13 which w:is the state's share in tbo October salo of furs, sold recently to P.issinor and Company. Los Angeles, Herman L. Roth, Hollywood attorney, who Is already facing trinl on a chargo of attempted extortion from A. 11. Sawyer, manag-er of iVarbara LaMnrr, film uctress, was again indicted by the county grand Juiy on a'similar charge pre-ferred by Morgan L. Staplfs and Iorotby Hoaglatid. The indictment contains two counts. Seattle, Wash., Seven heavily arm-ed bandits held up two nn'8sen';erg of the Bank of California In a limousine early Tuesday und escaped w'th a large quantity of regisfiod mail, said to obtain -- 0,0(10 worth of ne'o;iaMo bonds. Coeur d'Aiene, Id., Sheriff Wil. Ham Kirpaf ri ic of Banner county, Maho was found guilty oti two counts f an indii'tmcnt conspiracy to violato tile prohibition law, by a jury lu I'liited stati's district court, Henry Thompson, Sand 1'nint, Idaho, charged Jointly wi'h the sheriff, wa. convicted (n one eouni. Rupert, Idaho A sugar beet weigh. Ing twenly-on- n pound was received at the wiit Rupert suar boot dumi) lucent!. Only Imagination. A salesman struck a river town where the water whs very muddy and . asked of the hotel clerk: "Do you folks bathe in tills water?" "Oh, no." "Then what good is It?" "It has Its uses. You think yorj need a hath. You draw a tuhful of mud. Then you see you don't need a buth." Too Whit, Too Whoo. The owl, he Is a noble bird, And he has lots of grit ; This Is the story that I heard, To-- it : He went to see his lady friend; He ditln't bill or coo, But stayed with her for hours on end To woo. SON OF OLDEST FATHER '- ! : ; 1 j The father of this sturdy Infant, Illman I)utcber, nged seventy-eight- , of Oswego, N. Y., Is now claiming the title of the oldest father In the United States. The Imhy, Desmond (ieorge Irwin Dutcher, Is six months old. ' That Kind of Feet.-Ciistom- er I would like to see a paif of slioes that would fit my feet. Salesman So would I. Often a woman Is so Inconsistent that after making up her mind as to her age she Is unable to stick to It. Old Southern School Gets New Flags t !! '-' I i hi Pi I'reseiilnti.iii of i,eu loiiinnal mid state flags marked the occasion of the "old I'orier I'.oys" reunion lit Torter Military academy, Charleston, S. C. They were the cjrt of linTteis of the Daughters of the American Revolution ' und Ihe Ijo'ted I inj(h!er of the Confederacy, I YOU CAN SEE HE WON ''.4, ." i' :i , ' ' to '' " : ( i V ' t , m f - - ) Mfiyor-Klec- Kcttdrlek of I'hlladel-:lil- a reading the election reiiinw. With liltii Is Miss ("hnrlotte Nash, who whs 'Miss St. Louis" In the Atlantic City jeauty pajeaut lust year. |