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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by R. A. C. and C. B. W. iso mouse can run up a woman's dress nowadays unless he is an athlete. ath-lete. Carson City (New) News. Willi Coolidge in the chamber, a summer session may not seem so warm to the senate. Xanipa (Idaho) Free Press. Those lady bootlimbers vho are charged with concealing liquor in their clothes probably aroused suspicion by the quantity of clothes they wore. Winnemucca (New) Star. Once upon a time a hardened old skinflint got religion and broke all precedents by commenting favorably upon tlie work of his employes. It killed him. Vernal (Utah) Express. It is said that a Missouri city is going go-ing to try the experiment of sending female inmates of an insane asylum out shopping for a change. One thing is certain, they will act natural for the time. Emmett (Idaho) Examiner. Hi Johnson was satisfied with President Pres-ident Harding's inaugural address. Which clearly indicates that the new president is a real diplomat. It is quite refreshing, too, to learn that Senator Sen-ator Johnson is satisfied with anything. Caldwell (Idaho) Tribune. In Los Angeles the jails are crowded beyond their more or less sanitary capacity. ca-pacity. Press reports do not state whether this condition is due to the much advertised sunshine, or less advertised ad-vertised but more popular moonshine. Las Vegas (New) Review. If Charles Schwab will dry his tears, we will try to see what can be done about getting the government to pay him that one dollar he says it owes him for a year's work. Any man who works that cheap ought to get his pay promptly. Brigliam City (Utah) Journal. Jour-nal. Allies have gone jrii Germany to clear the slate and collect on the debt. To phlegmatic Germany tlie thing, of course, was unbelievable. The Teutons stood too long on the hard practice of exacting tribute. Now the situation is reversed. It is time to pay. rocatello (Idaho) Tribune. At one time everyone believed that Lowden and Wood, the defeated candidates can-didates for president, would be in tlie cabinet. And some were sure that trades had been made for such deliveries. deliv-eries. But neither is in and it does not appear that either one wanted to be counted in. Goldfield (New) Tribune, Trib-une, i Charles Spence takes credit as having hav-ing seen the first robin this year. Now comes County Treasurer Gerrard, who says he has observed a number of them Df late in the vicinity of his home in North Evanston. Neither are drinking men, so we take their story as true, being be-ing pleased to welcome the harbingers Df an early spring. Evanston (Wyo.) Times. And if he goes on a Chautauqua tour, and describes what his official activities consisted of while he was vice president, Mr. Thomas Marshall might, with the aid of stereopticon views of Washington, D. C, and some opportune anecdotes, be able to piece out a talk of at least some minutes' duration. Butte (Mont.) Miner. Some men don't know when they are lucky. Here's a man applying for divorce di-vorce because his wife refused to go to Pittsburgh with him and left him five minutes after they were married. We don't know, of course, hut we would think a man who had married that kind of woman is lucky to have her leave him the sooner the better. Ely (New) Times. The senate probably did a wise tiling In killing tlie anti-Japanese bill. It has always been contended that such bills are in conflict with our treaty obligations obliga-tions to Japan. There would seem to be something in this for the reason that the government officials have always al-ways been solicitous in the matter where any state has proposed such legislation. leg-islation. Nampa (Idaho) Leader-Herald. ' The Henderson anti-gambling bill, which was aimed to clean up gambling in the state, met its death blow in the nssembly by Indefinite postponement. Even bad the bill passed it would not have been enforced. The Record is of the opinion that a good stiff license sbotiid lie placed on gambling, and then see that the license is collected and used for the improvement of the, city in which j he license is granted. Ely (New) Record. Information that a "run down" condition con-dition will lie requisite to a doctor's prescript ion for beer under the new' ruling will doubtless mean a sudden jump in cro-Miig accidents. Twin Falls (Idaho) Times. Lord pity ns tin; legi.-lature in session ses-sion was photographed by a movie concern and the pictures w ill lie shown throughout the stale. Judging by what they have accomplished, they must have ''acted'' to show any movement lor the occasion. Price (Utah) Sun. |