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Show Efficiency Expert Qualifies for Job Trofessor Blotter, who made something some-thing of a name for himself by designing de-signing a lumpless potato for the restaurant res-taurant trade, has Just been retained by a large hotel at a very flattering fee as efficiency expert. "My first moves upon assuming my new office were to assure the complete com-plete comfort and safety of the guests," said Blotter. "For their comfort I Immediately substituted In each room individual squares of sheet iron in place of the customary starched towels. These will be easier and softer on the face, and less likely to crack in half under pres-gure. pres-gure. "The matter of safety was a more serious concern. For example, I learned that just prior to my arrival a guest had jumped from a window on the sixteenth story." "What did you do?" I asked. "The obvious thing," replied Blotter. "I promptly ordered all the windows barred above the fifteenth. "Simple?" he asked. "Very," I agreed. Kansas City Star. |
