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Show J . . L-1 JJJU JOSH Mi-KOSH SAYS A. V.'. Krui.-ger, general construction construc-tion for. mart n tunnel 13 returned from Los Angeles lust Monday morn-iiiK. morn-iiiK. where he hid been under the doctors' care for the past two weeks. 'I'el. -graphic reports from Denver, :id -i:o 'hat Mrs. George A. Trent, v. he is coniintd at the Rocky Moun-!,:si Moun-!,:si hospital, after having a serious operation performed, is doing much better than expecttd. Mr. Trout and Mr. Drew were vis-itors vis-itors at the tunnel work last Saturday. Satur-day. They came up from Los Angeles to make insptction of the work underway. With Mrs. Peart Anderson leading the bob cats a dog's life, with her little 22-short and Chef Frieman of lunne! 13 setting traps, where can the poor cats go and be safe. It is now a toss up between Decker, Deck-er, and "Running-Wild" Jack Lan-s-enbacker, who makes the record runs with the fruit blocks. Both being be-ing high-speed demons. It. Is getting o be interesting. Despondent Man: What's the quickest way and the surest to commit com-mit suicide? Adviser: Hop in your auto am. rty to beat a railway train over the crossing. Where moonshine comes from is a secret still. "Johnny, you've been fighting again and lost all your teeth." "Naw, I got 'em all in my pocket." There are lots of people who must have been married by the secretary of war, judging from all the noise one hears. When asked why she gave her boy the peculiar name of "Opium," the colored mammy replied that she heard, "Dat opium wus made outen wild poppy, and dis boy I calls Opium Opi-um cause he has de wildest poppy I ever seen in all my bawn days." |