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Show Did It Eve r : Occur to You Ifiat will listen to him. v " - "iThat"klnd words iare never wasted ,they . create an atmosphere atmos-phere that is certain to benefit somebody. J v '. '.That Ruth won't take a ride in the "Red Devil." f . . .. V-' That the children of Bingham Bing-ham are entitled to the largest playground - procurable, and we feel proud of the fact the Jordan Jor-dan School Board are doing all in their power that the children may have same recreation. - That the people will begin to reaUze they have a Kiwanis club existing here in Bingham before the end of 1923. That keeping sane is just as important as keeping sweet. That Mrs. Henry Ford refuses refus-es to live at the White House even if her dear Henry is, elected elect-ed to the presidential chair. That it's a wise fish ? that knows when not to bite. , : That had ' the storm kept away on Sunday Lou intended to go out to' the Lake land fish for salt mackeral. ; ', , .'. " , '.' ' : That when we become thoroughly thor-oughly satisfied with ourselves we dissatisfy others, v.-: . f . That not many people marry because, misery loves company. ' That usually one shot can kill the fellow that leads a double life. ' ' ' That the Bingham cemetery ii badly in need of a clean-np m m , That when ;any minister talks sound common sense his talk meets with general approbation.. That, it used to be customary to offer a penny for one's thoughts, but that was before the high-price wave struck us. . . That France is trying to prove that Germany lost the war, and incidently that Great Britian and the United " States lost their money. That there was one time we raved for the full dinner pail, now we have the full automobile automo-bile and are still dissatisfied. - - That one way to avoid future wars would be for every nation na-tion to agree not to fight until they were out of debt. - That if you did not fry your utmost ;o make your iront ana oac. yards a little cleaner yoe are not a booster for tne betterment bet-terment of the. community - . - , . v. - '( That if one Woman can make a'ol'pra man is it possible for anotuef woman to make a man out of a fool. ; . ' That you can't catch 1 , fish with a line of talk about what you used to uo. ' . . , . . That the Bingham News hai .survived one year, in spite of lessrmism. That rumor says there might be a wedding around the U. Sj Mine if Buller will only give his consent for if to happen. ; .i . That if our picture was printed print-ed on a $10 bill some womeft would be likely to call us handy some. - r I That experience is a great teacher but nobody graduates. v ; That as long as a man has head in operating an automcv bile why is it necessary fof him to have two feet. ! That there are not many net bad habit? that are suitable fot the man who has reached the fortieth mile-stone. . ; That copper water seems to be more precious than boose in Bingham today. i That some men swallow a thing they don't like, while others oth-ers spit it out, to their sorrow sometimes. f That we are advised not to look upon the wine when it is red but what can a person dp when ther is no white wine to be gotten. That the hardest job a preacher prea-cher has is, to get an audience |