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Show I. - THE BINGHAM NEWS '. ;5. NAVAL ACADEMY CREW HAS FIRST PRACTICE ON WATER I I M ftn'fTTIIIirTrTriinTtfirnitiiiww nil I I ..'1 'V- - f) TvVf 4-- vS i Yrtitoiiwrsal rwBf Py IfewlwH umt fcHr i1 She Figured It Out. A youth In an Indianapolis school was absent from school for a number of days. A teacher, who shows real Interest In the progress of her pupils, called the mother on the telephone and Inquired concerning the lad. "John's afraid to oome back,' said the mother. "He snys yon threatened to throw him into the furnace. Perplexed, the teacher for a day or two wondered what could have put that silly notion in the boy's head. Then she remembered. Some days before she had told that class some recalcitrants had been absent more days than Rood scholarship permitted. She had announced to her class then that if these persons missed another session she would be compelled to "drop them from the register." Mathews Is Champion Midshipmun Bo Mathews of the United States Naval academy and who halls from Denver, Colo, la the Intercollegiate boxing champion for 1022-2- 3 meaning that be has defeat-ed the best college boxers In America. Spike Webb, boxing coach of the acad-emy, states UuU "Bo" Is the best man he ever trained. Manager Frank Chance Has Been Panned Before Back In 1000 Chicago fans becain very angry when the Cubs gave a raft of players to Brooklyn for Jimmy Sheckard. Among the players Frank Chance passed over to Uie Dodgers were Pitcher Buttons Brtggs, Outfield-er Boots McCarthy, Inllelder Jimmy Casey and Catcher Maloney. Cub funs didn't mind the acquisition of Sheckard, but they thought that Charles Webb Murphy, the uew Chi-cago owner, gave too much of tht club's strength for one man. It turned out that the coming of Sheckard proved Just the thing to con-vert the Cubs Into a championship machine. He helped Chicago win pen-nants and world's championships, while the players Chicago sent to Brooklyn soon drifted out of the fast set and the transaction that Cub pa-trons thought to be so daring turned out to be the biggest "sucker" trade in years. Perhaps history will repeat itself in this Pennock trade. Pitcher Murray, Inftelder McMillan and Outfielder Skinner have never been flrst-strl-men, although, of course, they may Improve, but yet it must stand on tie records that the Yanks gave none of their important strength, yet received one of the best pitchers In the nation. More and More Er Mrs. John Parrymore said at a din-ner on the Mauritania : "Woman's dress grows more and more er more and more less. "A pretty girl In a wisp of silver gauze that she called a dinner gown, sauntered Into her mother's bedroom before going down to dinner. '"I do wish you'd dress more mod-estly, dear." her mother said. " 'But, mother,' said the pretty girl, Td look so conspicuous If I dressed modestly.' " iii . 11 1.1 mn i X Serve Raisin Food-Ra- isin Week April 23 to 29 Have You Tried Them from your modern bakers' ovens? These big, brown loaves of Order from your grocer o? "old-fashione- full-fruit- ed a neighborhood bake shop. raisin bread? Say you want the bread Note the raisin flavor that tht' made with Sun-Mai- d permeates these loaves. Raisins. Good raisin bread Is a rare Count the big, plump, ten- - nation of the benefits of der, juicy raisins in each slice, nutritious cereal and fruit both ItW raisin bread-- the kind you re looking for. U more rai.iai in your cakes, Ready-bake- d to save bat- - puddings, etc ing at home. 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If the kidneya are not in a healthy con-dition, they may cause the other organs to become diaraaed. You may nuffer pain in the back, head-ache and loaa of ambition. Poor health makes you nervous, irri-table and maybe deapondent; it makei any one so. But bundreda of women claim that Dr. Kilmer' Swamp-Root- , by restoring health to the kidneys, proved to be iuat the remedy needed to overcome such condi-tions. Many send for a sample bottle to see what Swamp-Root- , the preat kidney, liver and bladder medicine, will do for them. By encloaing ten cents to Dr. Kilmer St Co, Binghamton, N. Y, you may receive sam-ple size bottle by parcel poet. You can purchase medium and large size bottles at all drug stores. Advertisement. 8(11 PfM? GivQS iarm'" l!ov CclorTcr'Q ON Sweaters WWI i 1 PUTNAM FADELESS DYES dyes or tints as you wlshad- - Wlien do you fgM 8dL really wake up' f in the morning rpjM Do the golden morning: hours find you WM wide-awak- e and fit, or do they find you -- VzJmxJ V; Sleepy and tired? Vir 2Fl --JJ t. Coffee is a common cause of sleepless ""e. J nights, which bring drowsy days with ' 'SzZU their usual train of neglected oppor- - 0Fn&&Ti tunities- - ptii n Why not get a new, firm grip on wMrVp m a yourself, by leaving off coffee for awhile ' &" a and drinking Pbstum, a wholesome de-- &ft& Si Reived, licious mealtime beverage with a fine, - lT N supper full-bodi- ed flavor you will like. 0' -- ; You can enjoy Postum any time, day 3swwijr f3 Jn day.a or night, without interference with vszs.C: , l;zfz td I HjK" nerves or digestion. ASi MiS ie trip through j - VotirprocorpellaPoMum Intwoforms: InM-.-nn- P l aA ,RA UOIU111 x iv "iu ly thB n(Idition of btJiiinK ytt j, experiences. The Curoul (in paapes) for thone who p their Vacation fit "I here's a Reason 'StnS ear RivT ohmores and Fresh-the- ir day in Butter-Mad- e by Postum Cereal Company, Inc., Battle Creek, Michigan 0 CHAMPION HOPPE IS IMPROVING IN PLAY Really Remarkable How He Man-ag- es to Hold On to Balk-Lin- e Billiard Championship. It Is really remarkable how that man Hoppe manages to hanjc on to the talk-lin- e billiard championship. He held It for yearg and years, and then young Jake Schaefer, a real chip of the old block, took It from him, only to huve It won back again by Hoppe the year after. Then Schuefer challenged him some days ago, and while at first It looked oa If he would wrest the title from Hoppe again, he wound up 150 points behind him when the whole thing was over. It was a match of three sessions of 500 points each, and it really did look aa if there was nothing to It but Schaefer during tha first evenlntr. Hoppe played a wretched game. Seldom had he shown himself to such disadvantage. He was o(T In his stroke, and what is particularly strange for him, seemed very nervous. When the first night's play was over, Schaefer had finished his first block of 500, and Hoppe only made 277, or 223 behind blm. To meet billiard players tnat wonld have been an almost nnsurmountable barrier to winning the tourney, but not so to Hoppe. Whatever happened to him on the first night Is hard to explain, for he could hardly have been so sure of himself, hardly have taken such chances as to deliberately let his rival get that far ahead of him. On the second night, however, he was entirely himself again. lie kept nursing the balls against the rail and got 60 caroms In a field less than six " Inches square. His high run was 143. Schaefer during this competition only managed to secure 494 points, and Hoppe actually got 723, thereby filling the two blocks of 500 each, for the first and second nights. Then he started the third and last night with only six ahead of Schnfer, but by wonderful manipulation of the balls, and absolute sang-froi- man-aged to run out at a time when Schaefer had only a total for the three evenings of 1,841 to his credit. Who the next challenger will be is hard to tell, but it may be decided by an elimination process. Mr. C. W. Wifcrhtman t v Mrs. C. W. Wlgbtman, the greatest woman doubles player, who Is consid-ered unbvutuble In tills country, will have as her partner on a tour of France, "Big Bill" Tllden, American tenuis champion. Mrs. Wlghtman was formerly Miss Hazel Uotchklss of Cali-fornia. Interdependence. Meaopotamhins, a contemporary In-forms us, have no money. This seems to make It pretty nearly unanimous. Life. INTERESTING SPORT NOTES Pennsylvania State expects its new track house to be ready In the fall. George Owen, Harvard's great d athlete, may try broad jumping. The Detroit club has turned Pitcher D. J. Bates back to the Birmingham club. United States Tennis association has applications for 226 tourneys this season. university of Chicago boasts an In-door golf course under Stagg field stands. The Waco club of the new Texas as-sociation has engaged Art Falk as its manager. Mnre than .100 tmimmnpnta will tie held under the auspices of the U. S. N. LT.i. this year. About the only thing left for Molla Mallory Is to challenge Suzanne to a d bout It Is not the physical discomfort so much as the serious setback to one's early spring golf. It Is a mighty poor baseball team that will not be a pennant contender for at least another month. The Galveston club has traded Out-fielder Jim Thrash to the Rockford Three--I club for Pitcher Frunk Wehrli. Gustnvus T. KIrby will referee the annual intercollegiate track and field games at Philadelphia, May 25 nnd 20. Mnnnger Frank Chance of the Red Sox has sfnt Babe Herman, recruit obtained from Detroit, to the Atlnuta. Durglns Lawson, Wllllnms' line coach, Iiiim resigned and will act ns assistant to Percy Huughton, New Co lumlilu conch. Charley 0'IIearn of Brookllne, Muss., star forward on the Vale hockey team, bus been elected captain for the 11C4 season. The Mitchell club of the Dakota lengUH hns released Outfielder 'ig Nolte to the Aberdeen club and he has been made manager. At a recent meeting of the athletic association of New York university Chief Toomi'k was elected captuln of the Violet basketball five. Hie t. Louis Cardinals huve a young pitcher whose nnme Is InH Moh-ne- He Is said to throw nn under-ham- l bull Just like Carl Mays. Howard (Oil') V"r I'liivcrcity of Wisconsin laclib- - of scv-t,- ,. wasoim ago, has !" nam-- d l"'s"t football ''oach at Lawrence coll- g. The Metropolitan (N. V.) branch of the Atnatenr Athh'tlc union will hold It, senior track and Held shorts nt the Yankees' baseball park August 23. Consolation. " I expected a beautiful Christmas present from a well-to-d- o fumily, and told my landlady, about it. When I returned from work one evening she told me the package had arrived, and Insisted upon seeing It. You can lmuglne how I felt when a flannel nightgown was unwrapped. "Well," said the landlady, "It's something to keep you warm, any-way." Chicago Tribune. All Set. te 1S"!,' "Miss Brown, Mr. GotrockK Is at tlass door." V "Is his picture on the monteir jr "Yes, miss." '. "Are the roses he sent me on the) W center table?" "Yes, miss." 'Is that book he gave me on tht couch V Tes, miss." "Is his box of candy on the piano f" "Yes, miss." "Well, put the dog he brought on Into the living room and ask blm in. I'll be down as soon as I put on the) wrlat watch he sent me," New Yortt Evening World. Read Fables and Live Long. The problem of how to live to the century nmrk has been solved again. This time the wlznrd Is ITof. Pierre Armningaud, of Bordeaux, France, who is ninety-fou- r years old. He says any one can live to 100 If they follow his example and read Ii Montaigne's fables regularly every night before go-ing to bed. "For sixty years I have never missed my Montaigne," Armningaud told the French academy of medicine. "He Is worth all medicines In the world." Some of the offended doctors pres-ent, however, pointed out that La Montaigne himself had a different view of life, as explained In a passage where he says: "Long life or short life, It's all the same when one's dead. AH your life you are living at the cost of life." Connects Twelve States. The Lincoln highway connects 12 states and Is laid out between New York and San Francisco as directly as possible consistent with the to-pography of the country. Its length Is about 3,284 miles, but this will be shortened by improvements and the elimination of curves. It Is the long-est road In the world and Is to be of concrete wherever practicable. Mors Practical. Mrs. Jackson Say, Mis' Johnslng, did Sambo give Oelestlne a ring foa beln' engaged Mrs. Johnson No, Mis' Jackson, n done bettuh 'n dat; he gave huh a e gagement wringer. Judge. Thought for the Dsy. You can insure against theft, fire and murder, but not ngnlnst the teller of smutty stories. No Insurance com-pany could possibly pay the dumage done your character. It occasionally happens that a man gets tired of doing whut others think "he ought to." He who serves his employer well serves himself best Wally Schang Strongest Man in Major Leagues Who is the most powerful man in the major leagues T A glance at Babe Ituth of the New York Yankees or George Kelly of the Giants would make It seem the honor belonged to them. While Ituth and Kelly are both giants in stature, well ovor six feet and better than 200 pounds, neither can be classed as the moat powerful man in the majors. Wally Schang of the New York Americans is regarded as the most powerful athlete In the big show, de-spite the fact that he doesn't look it la baseball togs. Schang Is the Inst word In physique, beautifully muscled, the possesxor i'f a world of vitality. "He doesn't know his own strength" applies perfectly to Schang. New York players suy that in friendly wrestling mutches In the club-house he tosses Ituth around like a rubber ball. Easter Eos. ' "What are these gay eggs?" "Laid by flapper hens," said an oil rooster, shaking his head. ALEX WAS WAGNER'S ..-- ...) JINX If there were many Grover Alexanders In the National 1- .- league during the days of Honus Wagner, that mighty batsman wouldn't possess the impressive batting record be now has. nonus Wagner, during the period that he and Grover Alex- - were playing the circuit, each other 100 times and from Nebraska held the Iander from Allegheny county, to 20 base hits, meant an Insignificant average of .200. Uouus niude no homers, no triples and only two doubles in the 100 times ! he tried to solve the curves of the truly great hurler. A O Amateur Golfer ? Iliirrlson K. (Jinnny) Johnston "f St. l'aul, winner of the Mlnncsoia stale anmleur chatnplonshlp the pnt two years, who has been seleited to play on tho American golf team which will Invade Knglnnd l defend the Walker cup. Johnston's forte is his long tee shots. Veteran Bill Brennan Has Retired From Ring P.Ill Brennan, the veterun heavy-weight, hns retired from the boxing giime for nil time. Brennsn an-nounced, after leiivlng the hospital where he was under the care of physi-cians following the bout, that he would never enter rhe ring ngaln, and he has ngnln reiterated his Intention. He Is preparing to go Into business. j DEPENDS ON VETERANS j t Manager P.raneh Itlrkry of the 1 St. Louis Cardinals Is quoted as j saying he does not bae hopes on ! any of his rvw pitcher coming j 4 through tills season If one does I !he will be agreeably surprised j that the veterans of (lie Htaff will !iae to carry th burden. Ly the time 1''--'- 1 rolls around, f i however, Klekey thinks the J t jotitiger pitchers will be fur j i enouirli aihanced to take chatgc f j of tlie s tuatioii. Hi Myei- vttl innke his outtieH, says Iti 'key, so that IW'V It Is to the pitk'h- - t ers, llie!.i'-- and latclu'vsi to put tln Ciiidinaih in the tir'H ill- - J , vision. |