Show Girls Look Forward to U in Sophomore Glass by dick stine Being by all odds practically the greatest connoisseur and f expert on feminine pulchritude on the having judged three beauty contests and two horse it is my opinion a girl's freshman year definitely molds and shapes her if character in placing her into one of perhaps five or t There is the big sister exemplified by rather features and a somewhat but having very warm and understanding This is the type is always giving little quips such as the he'll never corner you The standby of the feminine In direct contrast to her is the sister characterized unusually small but full of is the kind who is always tasking for the typical of the so that she thinks hs still a baseball Then there is the Sweetheart t Sigma Chi type who is told that she must either go Chi Omega The poor kid hasn't a The fourth is the came to college for an education and will not go out with any much to the chagrin of Wooglin's boys who really aren't a bunch of am I trying to After this comes the so type who goes to the An Delt preference promises Kappa and then pledges Lambda Delta Women liever have been able to make their minds I really haven't much faith in Next is the so-called tries so hard to make an She parts her hair in the combs it down the and puts purple lip- stick In such copious quantities that you wouldn't distinguish her face from an overripe tomato m a Field Artillery Manual ass mo a carrot She obviously is trying just a little too Though she is elected freshman queen her first she spends the next seven as campus representative of the W. C. T. U. Opposite to this last female is the Nun but the-lonely-heart always she wears horned-rimmed glasses so large and thick she looks like an excerpt from Buck Rogers in the Always she cracks down a three-point every step along you freshmen Though it doesn't sound too the fact remains that upon becoming a sophomore you will fall into one of these groups for better or for but that's You can take it from |