Show Birdie Says Green Scribe Gets First Smell Of Union Building BY DENNY BIRD Situated just of the C. is a building I am led to is called the Union building translated into Japanese means of the slave To be triply I didn't know what it was until last when some well-informed student told me about Most folk refer to it as the place where dances are or the Coffee Shop There is a place in the building called-thc ping-pong where one plays ping-pong with the left over from the Getting to it is rather but not Just go to the back of knock twice and ask for Melvin and enter the mildewed but be on the lookout for stray rats and dead which may be found most You then walk down a where you will be met by a offering a sale on opium and Marijuana is sold only to those with a draft you enter a dimly-lit It is so dimly lit that the cats who live there have to use flashlights and eat huge quantities of vitamin A. In the center of the room there are several tables with the date carved on Other obscene literature is perpetuated in the boards but the Pi Kaps don't talk about When I was there two weeks there were several folk seated about the all in some period of None of them spoke except a chap named who asked t me for spare bottle of embalming On the main floor of the there are two rooms known as and if one can fight his way through the cobwebs and fallen not to mention several it is possible to discover many cheery octogenarians talking about what will happen after the war Only two students have entered the lounges since the place was One was a Beta looking for a chained and the other was a who thought it was the gross anatomy Students entering the fenced premises are urged by those in the know to carry blasting powder so as to get in the which is usually locked from 8 a. m. to p. m. The building is a lovely place to recline in if you're looking for a real Thinking of your favorite you dreamily close your Suddenly the Yaps Pianos bang and You crawl from the room wishing you were at Pearl |