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Show BARBS ... by Baukhage Well-dressed cows will soon be wearing zippers, says Business Week. But they won't be really well-dressed. Udderwise they would wear girdles. Airplanes can now stop in the air, says Aviation News. Probably to put off passengers who haven't a ticket. I'm not a Socialist, but if the government gov-ernment is going to have to take over mines and railroads every year, it seems to me we may as well keep them and save on bookkeeping. book-keeping. As it is. the taking-over is a farce. You never miss the sunshine until the clouds black it out. |