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Show Quick Effect "Was your lecture on economy ' a success?' asked Blankley. , "Yes," replied Elinkson, "they gave me two hearty cheers.' Called Her "Any knives or scissors lo grind, ma'am?" inquired the man at the door. "Don't think ice hate, replied the facetious young wife, "but can you sharpen ivits?" "Yes, if you've got any!" Quite Apparent "Don't you see the resemblance asked the proud mother, exhibiting exhibit-ing her baby. "Just look at our faces side by side.' "Nothing could be plainer," replied re-plied the guest absent-mindedly. In court the quarrelsome woman admitted that she had pulled out a handful of her neighbor's hair. She said she wanted it for a locket. Had the Answer Dorothy Am I the only girl you ever were interested in, Charlie? Charlie No, but you are the most charming among all the girls J. I have ever met in a life devoted mainly to meeting charming girls. |