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Show 4 Ruminatin M I Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. Babies and old people get up early in the morning because they have nothing to do. If you feel you are not getting anything out of your community, th n try putting something in. i We beg to differ with-' the historian his-torian who claims that chess is the oldest known game. We think ii i is passing the buck. A young woman friend thinks ' she is eligible for a good job in the j diplomatic service. She has been! able to manage three boy friends : the past winter without ever get-1 tin? her dates or letters mixed and has kept each one thinking he is; the only one. I I It may be difficult for a rich : man to enter the kingdom ofj heaven, but it's just at tough for j a poor man to hang around on earth. j Wife The new maid has burned the bacon and eggs, darling. Would you be satisfied with a couple of kisses for breakfast? Husband Sure. Bring her in. M |