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Show . . Ruminatin' $ Roundabout f In which Ruminntor proposes to ('.ream a lot. think as little a? necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then--while said Kuiiiina. or can enjoy seeing the spark-fly. spark-fly. The following "calamity recipe" is going the rounds: "One stowed prune, one pickled peach, one date. See that the prune and peach are well saturated with brandy or gin, then place in seat of one high-powered high-powered coupe and leave on road about ol) minutes, (.tarnish with bits of broken glass and serve cold on a stretcher. Also is extremely attractive with flowers in light-colored light-colored box with silver trimmings". Four thousand and seventy people peo-ple died last year of gas Si' inhaled in-haled it; 37 put a match to it; and some four thousand stepped on it. The two stones most commonly associated with marriage are the diamond and the grindstone. Why is it a man will sit in a boat all day waiting to catch a fish and then kicks if his wife has dinner ten minutes late? If old Adam came back to earth the only thing he'd recognize would be the radio jokes. n |