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Show Ruminatiri $ Roundabout t In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a hot-shot now and then while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the sparks fly. About all a birthday means to the average man, is a day when he feels sure he is going to get a new necktie. A woman is a creature who can do something to hurt your pride and make you feel like a brute for not liking it. It is said that wives often complain com-plain that their husbands carry too much life insurance but widows never do. It doesn't matter much whether the world is round or flat. The main thing is: watch your step and keep your balance. "Why don't you say something funny about the current women's hats?" taunts a reader. Shucks, we don't have to. The best time to start on a big day's work is the night before by getting to bed in time to assure eight hours good sleep. Another thing you can't make children understand is how grownup grown-up people can get up in the morning morn-ing without being called. M |