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Show : AS OTHERS THINK : ONE WONDERS. There was once upon a time, a man who didn't believe in advertising ad-vertising and yet: He took a shower in a "Standard "Stand-ard Sanitary" tub. He used "Ivory 99 44-100 per cent" pure soap. He used "Mennens" shaving CZ68.m. He shaved with a ."Gillette" razor. He used "Colgate3" toilet water. He wore "BVD" undergarments. undergar-ments. He wore "Hart, Shaffner & Marx" clothes. He wore "Arrow" collars. He signed his checks with a 'Sheaffer" pen . He wrote letters on a "Royal" typewriter. He ordered "Cream of Wheat" for breakfast. He ordered "Heinz" catsup for dinner. He drank "Coca Cola" to quench his thirst. He went to see "Paramount" pictures. He smoked a "Camel" cigarette cigar-ette after the show . He rode home in a "Yellow Cab." He made an advance appointment appoint-ment on the "Bell" phone. He took a "Bayer" aspirin for his headache. He went to sleep on a "Simmons" "Sim-mons" bed. . And still he said that "Advertising "Adver-tising doesn't pay." Wonder how he got that way V Gunnison Valley News. |