Show Letters from a FRESHMAN To Her Son sr il I Ir Editors Editor's Note This column is isto isto isto to be differentiated from Willie Duns Dun's weekly dissertations Its It's time we got this straight about the end weak veo end problem Its It's practically an international stickler stickler stickler stick stick- ler and so you OU will benefit by having having having hav hav- ing the inside dope from one who knows from first hand ence While Im I'm on the subject and lest lestI I forget ol of boy dont don't wear your rubbers as they get in the way and it isn't true that an ounce of prevention is worth a a. pound of cure Besides think of the fun of those hot toddies Then dont don't take a tooth brush Its It's a lot of bother to tote around when all is simplified simplified simplified simpli simpli- fied b by simply putting your teeth in a glass of 1120 Secondly if they aSK asic you whether er or not you are axe addicted to the evil weed not to be mentioned inthis inthis in inthis this column as it might call a picture picture picture pic pic- ture to the minds of those trying to drop the habit answer in the negative negative and and very quickly too too too- before they try to bum a coffin nail A filthy habit m ni bo boy It Itcan Itcan Itcan can swing you into bad ways And on the question of drinking Whether you do or dont don't say you do You might be troubled with moss in your pockets but you save savea a lot of time toward the final objective objective objective ob ob- if you are amiable amiable- on that subject Drinking is either a a. good or a bad thing depending on the company you keep If its it's the average average average aver aver- age type of crowd its it's a darn good thing and you and all of yours are accepted without a qualm If its it's a anice anice anice nice crowd they wont won't even bother with you and ang that's a good thing cause those kind of people are off the beam anyway Now about girls This is a major major major ma ma- jor problem in the world of today There are nice girls and the other kind Accepted and otherwise Take my advice and pick off some girl while she's in college and in ina inI a mood To some same worldly individuals this I may seem like casting swine swim before pearls I but it pays off in the end and theres there's nothing like a free meal tick ticket t for life Your father and I have attempted attempted attempted at at- I tempted to tell you what is best for you on these little week end jaunts you have written about We Ve Weare I I are arc telling you these things for your own good but if you get hooked we might bail you out Oh the futility of I it all Your anxious mother Wilma Dune |