Show By Paul Romney Dear reader This is an eyewitness account of the sup supposed supposed supposed sup sup- posed battle which will take place if the dont don't Oct get ct scared not riot to be mistaken mistaken mistaken mis mis- taken for scarred on the night of May 2 It Itis Itis is written in childrens children's os style and very simple language so that even the Sophomores should be able to understand it just after the log roll And all through the town Not a sophomore was stirring stirring- stirring They'd all been bashed down The bodies were piled In the gutters and streets But there wasn't much hope hope- hope They had net met with defeat They should have been home With their toys tucked in bed But now Clow stars and ca canaries Swim and sing through each h head ad The moon oer o'er the crest 0 Of the hill had just raised raised- Where the horde of poor sophomores Lay battered and dazed Just before so alive and So gleeful and sweet N Now ow a tall gory gor heap heap heap- Since FRO FROSH H turned on the heat heal a Long before all was restful But due to the fight All the Federal Heights people Were Vere up half the night They threw open the windows And let down the sashes sashes' To witness the warfare And hear all the crashes Like a wolf in a sheepfold The sophomores came down But the freshmen were Ready and sure went to town Instead of just using Their wool to keep gay Meaning warm or cozy Webster er They deceived all the sophomores And laid them away Their wool was all rock wool And sure came came in right They heaved it at the sophomores To finish the fight They whistled and shouted The The The- names Till the air had turned blue With the h heat at and the flames 0 On r Comrades on Gentlemen Dont Don't be afraid You Yon K X-A-f X i courtesy of Mr Ha Hayes es Get on with the raid 0 So as dry leaves before A wild hurricane fly The sophomores were slugged And then swiftly thrown by For General Bennion Had carefully planned Each detail of the combat How each post should be manned He was covered with mud And his hair was mussed up But he still held the fort And he wouldn't give up Just as Finland still stood 9 v ST r 4 Against Russia's great might They continued to stand and hold hom All through the night When at last the gray dawn Oer O'er the battle field flew The They were still all intact And the sophomores were through ugh Oh woe for the sophomores How sad they must feel To have been so far crushed By the conquerors conqueror's heel They were good men perhaps perhaps' But just dust not good enough For the FRESHMEN came on on- With superior r stuff But why worry about them Now that better stuffs stuff's here Weve We've the FRESHMAN N class with us They're the best men this year ea For years they will stand As a group of the best That has ever been gathered From East South and Westre West We Ve tried to get North in but it wouldn't rhyme The They're re the men who have conquered They're the men who'll succeed They're the victors in struggle They have just what we need Any resemblance to any any t tAny persons living Jiving or dead after May 2 is not purely purel coincidental |