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Show PUZZLES What Is the value of the moon? Four quarters. What Is the snuggest fort In the world? Comfort. I What books are Influenced by hard times? Pocket books. Why are all rivers lazy? Because they always lay In their beds. What motive had the Inventor of railroads In view? Loco -motive. What has millions and millions of ribs and only two bones? A railroad track. What Is the difference between n lollar bill and a silver quarter? Seventy Sev-enty live rents. How would you make money go ns fur as possible? By giving It to foreign for-eign missions. If a girl wllh a scarlet clonk met n gout In Hie lane, what would happen? Tho girl would heroine a scarlet runner, run-ner, and the gout would turn to butt her (butler). |