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Show h ; Xid It Ever Occur to You it, . i " That with so many business i j men in camp taking their early ; j vacations for at least a month j the camp will be quiet. c j That life is a falure when two ' f failures marry. ' I That Jane Adams says Men have made a mess of the world, well Jane is no authority, she never had a man. j That money can't talk when i it is squeezed so hard its tongue sticks out. m m m That Judge Page Morris of the U. S. District Court hit the right key when he claimed the man who drank moonshine whiskey was just as guilty as the man who sold it. That Utah looked good to Herbert Auerbach when he returned re-turned from Europe. That the man who is not willing to "give and take" a little is a poor specimen of humanity. hu-manity. . That to be up-to-date a pearl handle revolver should be a correct wedding present for a future bride m That some headaches are natural na-tural whilst others are acquired. ac-quired. a That property owners are advised ad-vised to keep their side-walks clear of ice and snow. That the joke is sometimes on the Sheriff when a raid is pulled, he should first investigate investi-gate if the source of his information infor-mation is reliable. ' That everyone we owe started start-ed the year by remebring us. . That the weather in Bingham is not half as cold as one newspaper-man would have us believe. be-lieve. That the U. S. Mines are increasing in-creasing their shipments weekly. week-ly. That the fellow who says it with flowers usually pays a florist bill. That Life and Hash afe what people make them. That mojjt men would stay at work if they had Henry Ford's daily salary over $25,000. m That a false fire alarm is not as comical as some people might judge. That some people would rather rath-er pay installments on a pianola than a washing machine. a That furnished rooms are now in constant demand. That the County Commissioner Commission-er of Roads have not yet taken any ction as to the lighting of the town of Lark. a a That advertising pays, but there are times when the advertiser ad-vertiser don't. That the more scandal some people hear the more they want to hear. a a a That Bingham has enough local talent to put on a good show of vaudeville every week. We hereby appeal to Fred Eb-erardt Eb-erardt to introduce his organizing organ-izing abilities and show us Bingham; proper. a a " a That eggs all look alike but the same cannt be said of women. wo-men. m m m That the boys of the American Ameri-can Legion were pleased to meet Bingham's pioneer, Jack Kennedy at the meeting on Monday. Mon-day. m m That the County Road Commissioner Com-missioner will have his hands full when the Kiwanis and American Legion organizations get started good. m m m That the old-timers of Bing-hm Bing-hm are beginning to welcome the friends of long ago who are returning to camp. That John Myers, President of the Kiwanis club, is one of you don't believe it Wait and Bingham's best boosters. If see. |