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Show Marriage. "Woman's trip into the business world usually is an excursion. Permanent sojourn so-journ generally is prevenfd by Cupid. How long should a girl remain in business before marrying? About live years, advises Prof. Ralph L. Powers of the University of California. Women in business are going to college col-lege training themselves to be better home managers. Preparedness. "Doctor, if there is anything the matter with me don't frighten me half to death by giving it a long, scientific name. Just tell me what It is in plain English." "Well, sir, to be frank, you are lazy." "Thank you, doctor. Now, tell me the scientific name for it. I've got to report to the missus." Birmingham Age-Herald. One Man Not Henpecked. "Does your husband ever take your advice?" "Only as a joke." Neutral. A prisoner in court was asked the usual question "Guilty or not guilty?" "Yes," responded the man at the bar. "What's that?" asked the judge, sharply. "I was asked whether I was guilty or not guilty, and of course I am 1 Of the two conditions I could not well escape both." "But which are you?" "Oh, go on, judge 1 What's the jury for?" Speaking of Furniture. Bride "I want to buy an easy chair for my husband." Salesman "Morris?" "Mor-ris?" Bride "No, Clarence." Some women marry in order to be ;ndependent nnd some men get married mar-ried for the same reason. When a man Is continually talking about his troubles his neighbors never t trouble about his talk. I The girl with the dreamy eyes Is not apt to put men to sleep. |