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Show YOUR UCLE SAYS. Ther are times when it Is noi necessary to read the market pan to know . that eggs are strong. Too many Delta people go on th( theory that 'a liberal .church contrv bu tion, covers a multitude of . sins. The way they; have of reading Ii not the only thing that is upsidt down, in China. , Two Texas men had a fight over i can of sardines. One of them mus have been trying to force the othe: 'to eat tliem.- - : If -the modern; Delta girl must re veal some charm to win a husband let her reveal some abMity to cook Back in the old days, when then were no laws forbidding anything how did people manage to have i good time? It is said that the former kalse: spends much time reading the Bible How unfortunate he didn't hav more leisure ten years ago. No doubt every. Delta boy wonder: at, times how Adam and Eve got a long without , somebody to run er rands for them. , After all it. isn't difficult to ean a living. The hard part is to get it The man who once wrote ads con oerning booze that never caused i headache is probably now writing those about soap that makes shavini pathless. - Our advice to Delta auto driver: is to neVer dispute with a rallroac locomotive.' You may reach th( crossing 'first, but 'the locomotive i Is liable to stay longer. The only thing worse than a poo: ' man with a, big family Is a man sc ; rich he hasn't any family. . The preacher doesn't say much a bout, it, ..but -is Is believed he woulc prefer-to have members of his con gregation do their sleeping o.t home Very few Delta women can cuss They won't listen to their husband: long enough to learn. Gur idea of the world's champioi irrouch is the ice man who kicks a about hot weather. Dr. J. J. Buswell, Ophthalmic spec iatist, of Salt Lake will be at Ware Hotel Saturday noon to Sunday noor ' Aug, ,19-2 0; No charge for testinf eyes. '""References.' Glasses are won tor health as well as vision. adv ft()0 new subscribers for The Chron icle. , When before have you seen ; .Montgomery Ward advertisement Ii th Utah Farmer? Read the story of Tile Littl BlacI Hen in this Issue . |