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Show Who Won the War? England and France, smoking ready made Cigarettes fought two arid a half years and couldn't make the first down on Germany. Germany Ger-many smoking old tow lines off Ships, Sawdust, Cabbage leaves, Horse Blankets, and second hand Gun Powder couldn't make the grade. But when Americans arrived with no equipment and no training, but plenty Bull" Durham, and Nerve to burn it with, in Two weeks the French were trading Legion of Honor Medals for a sack of "Bull." One sack was worth two quarts of Iron Crosses. Englishmen have even been known to sacrifice their afternoon tea for a puff of "Bull" Durham. Even after the war an American private, occupying the Ruhr, went into a German Restaurant and asked for a glass of Milk. He couldn't make the Waiter understand so he drew the Picture of a Cow, and a Mirk Pail. The Waiter immediateV returned with a Bucket of Beer and a Sack of "Bull" Durham Tobacco. That Private was a better Artist than he thought he was. P. S. There will be another piece here two weeks from now. Look for it. |