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Show Similarly Minded. The village tailor only received occasional oc-casional orders from the vicar for such articles as hats, collars, cr handkerchiefs. hand-kerchiefs. "You see," remarked tho vicar one day, having called with hla unual order, "when 1 want a suit I go to London. They make them there." Calling again a few days later, the vicar remarked that he hod not seen the tailor at church lately. "No." replied the tailor; "when I want to hear a good vermun I go to London; they preach them thero" A Tender, Point "What got yon Into trouble with this policeman?" demanded the New York Judge. "Just trying to ask him a civil question, ques-tion, ytur honor," said the visitor, "nothing more." "What waa that question?" "I Just attend htm when the next official murder would be dragged off." Parched. . "He saya she made his life a Sahara." Sa-hara." "Maybe that's why he has such a terrible thirst." Comprehensive. Uplift Theorist How does the psychological psy-chological drama go In this town? lilunt Manager It goes broke. Truth Is stranger than fiction and equally dangeroua. |