Millard County Chronicle | 1912-05-02 | Page 3 | Missing the Point.

Missing the Point. Representative Kucker of Colorado, ipropos of a tariff argument about near, said to a Washington correspondent: corres-pondent: "Oh, well, those men don't tee my point. They miss it us badly I tlie old lady missed her son's. "'Mother,' a young man said, look-'ng look-'ng up from tho Ilulletln, 'would you Jellev-n that. Il takes .1.000 elephants i year to make our piano keys and Jllllard balls?' "'Make our piano keys nnd billiard sails!" cried the old lady. 'Well, I ilways understood elephants were In-:elllg In-:elllg nt creatures, but I never knew before I hat they'd been trained to nakn piano keys and billiard balla '"