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Show Pat in a Quandary. Pat was at the the railway station, and he put a penny in a machine bearing bear-ing the inscription, "Pull the handle with a jerk." After Pat had puf the penny in the slot he began looking all over the machine. i A porter passing at the time asked, "Hello, Pat, . won't the machine Vork?" i "Hegorra!" said Pat. "I dunno. It ; says, 'Pull the handle with a jerk.' , Hut I can't find the blessed -rk to pull 1 it with." ! I Bad Showing. ; "We have no gloves in our stock, i sir." "That's odd. I should think gloves are something always found on hand." The Witdom of Pa. 1 "Pa, wtiat'a an appetizer?" "Missing a meal, son." 4 Gas Is used in pulling teeth and selling mining stocks. ' - i |