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Show A Tub of Resewater. The small son of Victor Hosewster was desirous of sailing boats In tbe bathtub of tbe Hosewster home. "You cannot," aald Mrs. Hose-water. Hose-water. "Father Is tsklng a bath Just now." "Why is father taking a bath?" demanded de-manded the boy. "Why do you take a bath?" coun tered Mrs. Jtosew.ler. "Memuse I bave to.' replied the son. Saturday Evening Post. Timely. Joseph Kttor, addressing the Utile Falls strikers, cracked a timely Joke. "l't us emulate the firmness of the millionaire class." he sabl "Our millionaires, mil-lionaires, you know, swear off at the beginning of each tear, and Infallibly keep their pledge." "Aw, ahata do they awear off?" a striker incredulously demanded. "They swear off Ihelr personal prop erty ta;" waa the reply. |