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Show Cpplying Human Standards. The coyote was on trial for cowardice. cow-ardice. "I admit I am a coward at heart." said the defendant to the Jury, "but you must remember that my cry has struck terror to the hearts of more tenderfeet than the cries of all your brave animals. Therefore, according ac-cording to the human doctrine of Getting Get-ting Results, I am the bravest animal in the wurld." The other animals were so much im-' im-' pressed with the coyote's line of reasoning rea-soning that, instead of executing him, they established him at the head of a correspondence school in blurting. Jucjge. |