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Show TOO MUCH FOR JUDGE GARY Youthful Lawyer Made Technical Error Er-ror in Billiard Contest With Legal Veteran. Judge Martin, as a young lawyer and on first arrival in Chicago, thought himself fortunate in gaining an introduction intro-duction to Judge Gary the Gary who tried the anarchists. The judge took a shine to the young chap and proposed pro-posed a game of billiards, wherein Martin made a technical error that he remembered for long. Gary played an old man's game, and Martin then as now, was particularly handy with a cue. Picture a contest of thirty-four points with four balls on a 4 by 9 table. The judge (barely bending), with a childish bridge and a nerveless nerve-less stroke, missed his first shot Martin, Mar-tin, in shirtsleeves, crouched over the table like a jockey piloting a winner, and applied himself to rolling up a run. He had counted fifteen or twenty twen-ty when he turned and saw the judge disappearing through the. door and moving with ruffled dignity. ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE for th TROOPS Over 100,000 packages of Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder to shake into yoursuoes, are beini; used by the German and Allied troops at the Front because it rests the feet, gives instant in-stant relief to Corns and Bunions, hot, swollen aching, tender feet, and makes walking easy. Sold everywhere, 25e. Try It TODAY. Don't accept any substitute. Adv. Had Made a Start. Pete, the hired man, was known for his prodigious appetite. One morning he had eaten a normal breakfast of oatmeal, buckwheat cakes, toast, fried potatoes, ham, eggs, doughnuts, coffee and the usual trimmings, and gone to a neighbor's to help with extra work. Pete arrived before the family had risen from the morning meal. "Well, Pete," hospitably inquired the farmer, "had breakfast yet?" "Aw," drawled Pete in a wheedling tone, "kinda." Everybody's Magazine.- vorre own diuggist will tei.i. you Try Murine Eye Kemedy for Red, Weak. Watery Mj-os and Granulated ICyelids; No SmariiDK lust Eye comfort. Write for Book of tho Ey by man Free. Murine Bye Bemcdy Co., Chicago. Cheering Comment. "That infant of yours kept me awake half the night," said the irritable irri-table neighbor." "Well, I congratulate you," replied the weary father. "That comes nearer near-er being a kind word than anything I have heard today. Nobody else owns up to getting half a night's sleep." |