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Show Our actions seldom tally with our good intentions. Drink Denlson's Coffee. Always pure and delicious. Some men never miss the water while the beer holds out. Misleading Advertisement. Jonah raged. "Yes, the brute advertised as a summer resort with an ocean view," he cried. Somber Possibility. "Do you think the war will be over before very long?" "Yes. What I'm hoping is that the peace negotiations won't precipitate another one." In the War Zone. "So your uncle has gone to the war, has he?" "Yes, sir." "And don't everybody miss him?" "Why, yes, they have so far. He hasn't been wounded yet." Cruel, Suspicious Editor! "Here is a poem that I dashed off in an idle moment." "What's it about?" "Spring." "A description of the joy of getting out in the country and hearing the birds sing?" "Exactly." "Well, you can't land it here. You're probably interested in cough medicine and hot-water bags, and are trying to put over some press stuff to boom a demand." |