Show Enemies Of OJ Man ManThe ManThe ManThe The Campus Politician Being elder brother of the louse and second cousin to the flea hes he's always in in your hair I He has a seventh sense which enables him to talk for hours on end without ever saying anything or without even having to think for more than one minute and fourteen seconds in the hour Besides this seventh sense he has an eighth sense which enables him to spot you with no effort at all He flies across the campus like an ostrich and clusters around you Vote for Jones he tells you Looka his qualifications qualifications quaI- quaI those otha knockers apple-knockers aint even i in inthe the same class with him you gotta vote for Jones He leans forward to whisper urgently in your ear Us Greeks has dotta stick together or those hick Barbs will swallow the whole damn school school- You seize t the e out But Im I'm a Barb Bub And I never heard of this cluck Jones anyway He looks intense Just what I was saying he informs you Us Barbs has gotta get behind Jones Those pansy Greeks are allus trying to run the campus ampus but they wont won't get to first base with Jones And looka his qualifications That guys guy's got qualifications Why Why Why- You say vaguely Yeah Ive I've gotta go go- go You brighten at the thought He hangs on your arm Which way you going Me too He drags you along with him Now like I was saying D. D D. D L. L M M. I |