Show Medic Law-Medic Fray Promises Go Sprinkled Gore Field I I That the green grass of Cummings Cummings Cummings Cum- Cum field will soon be stained a adark adark adark dark and ugly red is promised by members of the Barristers club who today challenge Medical school students too meet them in the annual annual annual an an- nual football fray The Medic reply charges the members of the law with being tired of living and is signed by Chester Johns Chief Fumigation inspector W. W David Steed inspector inspector inspector in of sanitation and E E. E Linwood Linwood Linwood Lin- Lin wood Smith scribe of the Bar fly swatters The official call to arms is sounded by J. J A A. A Bailey barrister president in the following statement statement statement state state- ment To Whom It May Concern Comes now the Barristers club of the University of Utah Law school hereinafter called the Barristers Barristers Barristers Bar Bar- on the seventeenth day of October in the year of our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Thirty Five and do hereby issue a challenge to I the most honorable members of the University of Utah Medical school hereinafter cal called ed the Cadaver Cadaver Cadaver Cad Cad- aver cutters to do battle on the gridiron Therefore ye Cadaver cutters hereby be admonished to desist from your lowly profession and prepare to meet judgment as wi will willbe willbe 1 be decreed on Cummings field of the University of Utah at 2 p. p p m. m Thursday the twenty-fourth twenty day of October 1935 A. A D D. at the instance instance in in- instance in- in stance of the members of that ancient ancient ancient an an- and honorable profession the Law Let it be known to all the world th that t the Barristers withhold but butone butone butone one reservation in issuing the above challenge wit to-wit That the said Cadaver cutters shall furnish themselves capable and competent medical service to care for their many and varied injuries Signed and sealed this the day of October in the year of our Lord 1935 Retort the Medics It has been brought to the very astute attention of these members of the highest profession of all wit to-wit the Physicians of the University University University Uni Uni- of Utah that the self- self styled Barristers better known as the Bar flies have lost all interest in life Desiring to alleviate this sad condition they have approached approach approach- ed said Physicians with the request that the science of medicine be applied applied applied ap ap- ap- ap plied in such a way as to remove the mortal spirits from Bar flies all and sundry The The Physicians realizing that such an n act would be of extreme benefit to society have gratefully The fumigation will take place on Cummings field at the hour of two p p. p m m. m on the day of October 24 in the year of our Lord one thousand Nine Hundred and Thirty Thirty Thirty Thir Thir- ty Five A. A D. D |