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Show QUITE CORRECT. A showman Issued an announcement slating, "Como and seo the great euvted fish!" A learned gentleman read It, and Informed In-formed the showman that he had madu a mistake In the word "sawed;" that It ought to bo "sword." 'Ver'd better coins In an' see fer yernelf; thH hadmlsslon la only tup-eiiro," tup-eiiro," sal. I the. showman. So the learned man paid hit "tup-pence." "tup-pence." went In and was iihown a large cod flh rawed In hnlf. ' Yen ain't the fuNt genelman wot hai tried to teach me 'ow to spell; but I tell yer I've 'ad a good eddlcatlon, an' I'm runnln thla ahow Jist to show people I 'nve," grinned the showman. The learned gentleman left, deeply Indignant with the world In general, and the thowman In particular. |