Show Type Goates-Type Type Turkey Day Dope Gives Writer A Sour Stomach By DALE L. L MORGAN obstinate obstinate obstinate Being one of these nate gents with an unsurpassed unsurpassed unsurpassed passed ability for conducting arguments arguments arguments ments were we're devoting this weeks week's column to plucking the feathers off Les Goates eminent sports editor editor editor ed ed- ed- ed of The Deseret News N Now ow as far as we know Mr 11 Goates does not beat his wife and if he has a secret life of crime it itis itis itis is still a secret as far as were we're concerned concerned concerned con con- but for the last year he has been telling the world that the Ag Ag- gies all but knocked the spots off the Utes in the Turkey day battle and what is a column for if we cant can't use it to jump on gents like that At any rate and all in the interest interest inter inter- interest est of good clean fun we ask Mr Goates t to give us a little attention being sure to o duck at the right times The facts are these Thanksgiving ing Day rolled around last year with the needing only a victory over the Utes Utes' for a championship championship cham chain but the Redskins pulled out their tomahawks and maybe a afew afew afew few game big-game rifles and hauled home the Farmer scalp to add to all the other top-knots top hanging in inthe inthe inthe the local teepee Mr Goates and Co have made much of the fact that the out-gained out the local boys and and the I minds master-minds have even gone so far as to say that the Farmers came within an ants ant's eyelash of giving us a thumping Well our sympathies were with the and were we're sorry we had to knock them out of the throne but we believe Mr Goates must must have dreamed all this while dozing on the lounge after wrestling wrestling wrestling wrest wrest- ling with the Thanksgiving tur tur- key As a matter of fact the Utes were at no time in danger of losing losing losing los los- ing the ball game last year and th the closest the Farmers' Farmers children came to salvaging it was with their final attack which attack which if successful would have ea earned ned them a draw Utah jumped on the boys from up state right ight at the start with seven points stowed away away the bread-basket bread proceeded w won m mon to toon on them and wait for the them hatch out into a flock of little quits The break came in quarter when Roberts plu ke loose ball out of the ozone a ci it it a race to the Farmer goa with what proved to be the wi winn score J JAll All through the first three qu tel's the Utes were complete m tel'S of the situation and it W only in the fourth quarter t tb the piled up their stat stabs cal superiority N Not ot wishing wishing take away laurels from a J m team which fought to the final g we point out to Mr 11 Goates and ami b pals that after Utah scored touchdown the team was come conte to hold its lead J I 1 Time after time the boys kid ki kidon on first or second down an anil v. v dont don't have to tell you or oral Goates that you dont don't pile up I an Continued on Page 6 Type Goates Turkey Sauce I Continued from page 4 age that way All you do is to win the ball game On the other hand the played out the full four downs virtually all the time and in contrast contrast con con- tr st to the ground game Utah was playing flung the pill all ail over the 1 field They hey made a grand try but butI buti I i it fell short And we hope it will willbe l be the same story again this year R not not that we dont don't love our Blue k cousins but that we love ourselves more Any way there you are Mr Goates The feathers from your hide are scattered all over the field Dont Don't say it wasn't your yourl l own fault And any other time we wed d can do it all over aga again n well we'll be beI I glad to oblige Meanwhile we wait impatiently for the Turkey Day battle |