| Show I Utah's Utah s 's Oscar Osca Voices Fear For Large Mouths 4 r 1 a H L t s Y By Dale L L. Morgan Supreme attraction to Utah's masterminds and artists Oscar H H. Purnell put in his appearance on the Ute campus today Obligingly Obliging Obliging- ly posing for our staff cameraman cameraman cameraman camera camera- man see picture he allowed himself himself himself him him- self to be interviewed I He ruffled his feath feathers rs com corn If you really want to know the trouble with this campus campus campus cam cam- pus is that all these Redskins have too-big too mouths They talk too I much with them and they eat too much with them Personally I think these Utes should go in for fish That is said to strengthen the brain you know Yes I 1 really really really real real- ly think Utah could use a couple more tons of fish Oscar was sporting the newest things in shoes I 1 let Esquire and the Humbug be my fa fashion sh ion guides he confided When the pointed out I that the two are practically synonymous synonymous synonymous syn syn- he chuckled indulgently Technique Explained Yes yes he admitted But we distinguished visitors always have to say things like this All humor magazines lift their fash- fash Continued on Page 2 Oscar Fears I Ute Ue Big Mou Mouths Mouth S Continued from Page If 1 ion sections from Esquire so merely need to find out th the theof theA i. i s of the local humor magna mag-jj mai i That gives our comments tl the l 1 news an angle le he explained 1 Oscar then remarked o on number of dogs on the cam carn carnI camI I understand President This Tinis Thois Tin Tho is doing a successful job of col coling ing them here he said J While he has gathered c can an impressive number I th thin might be still more he would scatter hamb around the grounds I ha 1 told that dead fish are also traction You might bring t suggestions to his attention Girls Surround Him Asked as to whether hIs tended tended- to thrill the the 11 tives Oscar nodded Oh ye yes yes asserted smiling his famous sr You ought to see the girls girls girls' go me When Im I'm appearing cafe caie cale they iney just dust drag in their inen corts torts willy-nilly willy so they c can round me J 3 You really have to see the s 5 sto to b believe lieve it My specialty girls I find that that my ways fascinating persona personality personality i simply simply irresistible to them dont don't have to take my word it either Ask any of the boy to Queried as to how long h he J abe wi a be with us Oscar looked gr gram grai Ig Doubts Longevity 1 4 I have the most serious do doe that I will be here after tt The t day he said aid gloomily Yours Yo ply cant can't trust these Reds They'd as soon knife you in back as not Of course I y linger here in spirit all ye yea smile and the memory of my mr personality will vi not q qi ly by be forgotten J But as to being on hand in t i flesh flesh flesh- 1 J Oscar broke off to look n nervy nerr ly at a passing Greek Th l lter's ter's starved always-starved appe appear had in it an indescribable raven raver menace Oscar 1 I dont like the looks ot ofIl fellow my idea of a alie ads r lie enemy Ill enemy bet the house maer mo ma moI I e er never feeds him If you you'll cuse me me- me J Jm His feet clattered loudly 35 beat a hasty retreat 1 J |
