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Show UttleMS:; Humorous i PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE "Are you going to send your boy-Josh boy-Josh to colleger "No," replied Fanner CorntosseL. "The wisest men have admitted that there are a great many things they don't know. To succeed, a man must have faith In his own ability. Josb has arrived at a point where be thinks he knows everything worth knowing - . ; , . ; and I don't want to spoil his self-con- i ' ", ! fldence." , It's Always a Woman. "How did the pay-roll bandit happen hap-pen to be captured?" "Poor team work." -VV, IB mil "The bandit who waa ordered to keep the engine of their motor car running for a quick getaway, whlle-the whlle-the other two bandits held op the-cashier the-cashier and grabbed the pay-roll, got Interested In a passing flapper." Not Pushing Himself. "Did you interview many prominent people while you were in Washington?" Washing-ton?" "Why, no," replied the modest dtl-een. dtl-een. "I remarked to a rather impos-! impos-! Ing doorkeeper that I thought it wa a hot day, to which be agreed, but th only other Important person I conversed con-versed with during my stay was a hotel ho-tel clerk." V The Boomerang. "Why Is It you never get to the office of-fice on time In the morning?" demanded demand-ed the head clerk angrily, "It's like this," explained Uie tardy one ; "you kept tilling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and? t have got out of the habit of watching; it at home as well." Sheffield Telegraph. A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY Prof. Bug Ah, this must b th Red Seal Breakers Ahead. Her every wish Is law to me, A lover's obligations. Boon we shall wed, and I foresee The legal complication!. Received With Cheers. ' "Here's a man who says Shakespeare Shake-speare bores him stiff." "Tt tnfrae miirnira in Ai that w "Nonsense. Anybody who made similar statement before a crowd of. movie fans would probably be offered a little hospitality." ' , ' Retort Courteous. Miss Giggle I will marry none bat a brainy man. Mr. Blunt Strange bow people prefer pre-fer their exact opposite in marriage. Best Man. He That lawyer seems to be a very Intimate friend of yours. She Yes j he was the best man at my divorce proceedings. Comfyi Doctor: I can't make out your wife' case at all, sir. She seem to have lumbago, rheumatic Joints and gout, a sprained neck and a curved spine. Bllllkens: I know what It is, Doc. 8he was reading in our coy corner and feel asleep. Wayside Tales. His Mistake. . The Accused Judge, It ain't n crime to be poor. Besides, I work mighty hard sometimes find In' Jobs for my wife. The Judge You're right. It is ne crime to be poor, but It is to run a employment agency without a license. Twenty-five cents and costs. Strictly Modern. j "Are you going to take any summer ! boarders this year?" "I guess so," snld Mr. Cobbles, "but If they think I'm going to entertain) 'cm with rural comedy they're mistaken. mis-taken. I've got two tructors, a high-powered high-powered motor car, a truck and a j rndlo outfit. Furthermore, I haven't ' worn whiskers In twenty years." I Fried Out. Qulzzer You trust your ofllre' boy vvllh a good ii m ny Important secrets. Is he reliable? Wliizzcr lie raddled for me nil lost season and no one In the club t-ver questioned the scores I turned In. Man They Avoid. "I hate these men lio rnine III ami1 Ptfirt tnmhle ly nniioiinclii that they arc iuiiiyeri." "Tlii'.v neier Jiother iti'v" -aid the roimn HN-i'vsor. i |