Show 1 I i IIi IIiI I WIT I oj AND i I RUMOR HUMOR i iB B R RII II 1 I 1 1 1111 1 1 1111 Did you see that picture in m the News just before the prom prom a aU U stude getting a FACIAL at ata a campus tonsorial parlor that stude was none other than beau beau- Lou Perry the pride of Ogdon Og Og- don Little Audrey Little Audrej's Audrey's moth mother r took littie little little lit lit- tle tie Audrey down to the station to watch the train come in as it came around the track little Audrey's mother got excited and shouted here she comes And little Audrey laughed and laughed and laughed because she knew it was a amail amail amail mail train tram Well I thought it was funny when I heard it Political Note Did you know that President Roosevelt and ex President ex-President Hoover were close friends during the Wilson Wilson Wilson Wil Wil- son administration in fact they were so close that often on a Sunday Sunday Sunday Sun Sun- day evening the two f families milies would dismiss their heir servants go to one of their homes and prepare dinner themselves After the dinner the families would go into the library and spend a nice quiet evening temp tempus s fugit Short Story Writing We asked a prominent short story writer on the campus where he could write best He replied In In Biology lecture funny we always found Zoology much better adapted Open House Note at first we thought the Kappa's Kappas Kappas Kappa's Kappas Kappa's Kap Kap- pas pa's and the Alpha Delts Delt's held a joint open house there were so many of of- the former there but then we remembered e e a Stick Out Your Chest Utah In a survey made by the major publications to ascertain what bought and where they went for trips we find that a record record number of girls to tobe be be exact and a good crowd of fellows 82 had visited the state Utah therefore had more girls visit the state than any other e e e Initiation Note Some weeks ago those big bad medics held an initiation The fellows being initiated had to go over to the Pi Phi house and ask for some silly article then to the Chi 0 place for ditto When they got to the Alpha Delt place they evidently got tired of asking for silly articles so they took along the girls that happened to be at atthe atthe atthe the house e Library Rules What some more moreT The new ruling is is that if you I owe a fine you cant can't take a book from either the reference or the circulation desk until you have cleared up the matter even ifan ifan if ifan an exam is is depending on it it |