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Show nrnnr r talked yKUFLE ABOUT 1 BROTHER'S HOME j The fact that his supposedly adored ' llg brother was returning home from allege that day had b3en carefully concealed .from Tommy : until became back from school. "Tommy," snld bis mother, after l her younger son bad gone upstairs to wash his face and the elder had been f coneeuled in the pr.ntry, "I have a big surprise for you." "I know what It is," replied Tommy unconcernedly. "Brother's back." "Why, how did vou guess that!" " 'Cause my money-bo- x won't rattl . any more." Had to Walk Back. ' "You are an hour late this morning, Sam," said an employer to his negro . servant. "Yes, sah, I was kicked by a mule on my way, sah." "That ought uot to have detained you an hour, Sam." ' "Well, you see. boss, it wouldn't U he'd only kicked me In this direction; but he kicked me de other way." JUST REVERSED. Doctor: Did ho take the medicine . prescribed for him religiously? Nurse: No, sir, he swore every time. Gloom. The camper huddled In hta tent, VVaa gloomy as could be, lie aantf this Bong of discontent, "it's raining rain on me." Something in a Name. "Now here's a neat bungalow," said Ihe real estate agent. "Just the thing for you, and only $5,000." "l et's enter into an unliable con-spiracy," suld the prospective cus-tomer. "Kh?" "Call It a cottage and cut the price." The Cashier. A young woman weut to call on a lady who bad entertained her. The hitter's tive-yen- r old duuehter. who was ploying on the luwn, said: "Mamma Isn't at home." "I am sorry," replied the young woman, "for I have come to pay my party call." "h, I'll take the money," said the child promptly. ' - That Was All. Holiorts .Hires did not stay long when he called on you at the otlice. Unlilnson No; he wanted to burrow l and went away as soon as he got It. "1 see; Just a case of touch and go." London Tlt-IMt- The Riflht Inotlnct 1 "Come, Dorothy," mUl her father Impatiently, "throw your doll on the lied and hurry or we slinll be late." "Daddy, how enn you?" reproved the child. "I isn't that kind of a muv ver." ON THE WING "That new cook Is a bird." "Yes, a bird of passage. She's fjo. Ing to leave tomorrow." Back Numbers. Concerning-- college football teams. Too oft It routes to pass The man who's halfback In the Hold Is 'way bark In his class. Figuring. Madge What are you thinking about, dear? MurJorle I hope bobbed hu!r won't go out of style before mine grows again. No Long Distance Appeals. "Wife going to the seashore this slimmer?" "No, decided to rtny at home where the money supply Is close at hand." the Poor Lover. He had exhausted the weather ns a subject of conversation. He eyed his frayed hat as he turned It on his knee. "It's about wore out," be apologized. "Why don't you wear It out?" she j asked pointedly. Hint on Dancing. Bhe You should change your style of dancing a little. He In what wayl Bha You might occasionally step on ,. mj raft foot. Irish Independent. OHke Kitchen t x Cabinet ; True love la better than glory, and a, tranquil fireside, with the woman of your heart seated by It, the greatest good the gode can end LIKE MOTHERU8ED TO MAKE in every family there are certain formulas for foods which are cherished and handed dowa from mother to daughter. We out-grow some food combinations but there are others which grow old and are ench year "put up" for the winter. Here are a few worth not-ing: Sliced Green Tomato Pickles. Slice a peck of well developed green toma-toes, also slice one-hal- f dozen good-sire- d onions, l'ut a layer oT the sliced tomatoes in a large kettle or jar, sprinkle with salt and add a layer of onions, repeat until all are used ; a cupful of salt will be sufficient for this amount. ' Let them stand over night. In the morning druin, add one quart of vinegar, one cupful of brown sugar, two sticks of cinnamon and a tablespoonful of cloves tied In a bag and cooked with the vegetables; when tender but not mushy, put Into a small stone Jar, pour over the vinegar and when the pickles are cold add one-ha- lf cupful of grated horseradish and a tablespoonful of mustard seed. If the roots are too small to grate put them In whole. Cover with a weight and keep the Jar well covered. These pickles are best for serving with meats if not too sweet. Tomato Catsup. Take three dozen ripe tomatoes, three red peppers (hot ones),' six onions, all chopped fine. Add two teaspoonfuls each of cinna-mon, mustard, and one of cloves, all ground. To three cupfuls of vinegar add one cupful of brown sugar and three tablespoonfuls of salt. Cook all together for two hours, very slowly, then put through a sieve, reheat, bot-tle and seal. Spiced Peaches. Take three pounds of sugar, three cupfuls of good vine-gar, one ounce of cloves, two sticks of cinnamon, boll all together, then add seven pounds of ripe firm peaches. Let them heat through slowly, then when tender remove to the Jar and boll the sirup until quite thick. Pour boiling hot over the fruit. Cover tightly and tie a chrth over the Jar. It is not necessary to seal them. ' Tomatoes With Macaroni and Cheese. Scald one pint of cream over hot water, add one-hal-f pound of good cheese cut in dice and when It Is melted add four tablespoonfuls of but-ter and a dash of salt and paprika. Arrange macaroni well cooked. In a wreath around five baked tomatoes and pour over the cheese mixture. The first lesson in life la to burn our own smoke; that Is not to inflict on outsiders our personal sorrows and petty morbidness, not to keep thinking of ourselves aa exceptional cases. James Russel Lowell. SEASONABLE GOOD THINGS Peas are one of the most valuable sources of vegetable proteins. Qrtm Pea Soup. Take a pint of shelled pi'iis, six spring onions, a bunch of mint, a bunch of parsley, a handful of spin-ach, two table- - spoonfuls of butter and salt to taste. Wash the vegetables and cook In a quart of seasoned stock. When the vegetables are tender put through a' sieve and reheat. Season with butter and salt and serve hot. Hot Cherry Pudding. Cream one-ha- lf cupful of sugar with two beaten eggs, add one cupful of flour, n ul of baking Mwder, a table-spoonful of cherry Juice and one-hal- f pound of ripe stoned cherries. Mix and stear In buttered cinm fur tn hour. Serve with cream and sugar. Spanish Salad. To two cupfuls of diced chicken add one cupful of diced cucumber, a cupful of walnut meats and a cupful of cooked pens; mix with boiled dressing anil serve on lettuce. Another good salmi combination la peas, pickles or green olives, peanuts and a bit of celery. Serve In heart leaves of lettuce. Peas and Peppers. Cut the tops from half a dozen peppers, remove the seeds and souk In a strong brine for several hours. mln nd till the shells with cooked pens, one-hal- f cup-ful of chopped meat, using a cupful of pens, oneliiilf cupful of bread crumbs, onion Juice, salt and some of the liquor from t he pens to moisten. Bake until tender. Sprinkle the tops with buttered crumbs and brown quick-ly under the gas flume. Pound Cake. Cream one cupful of fresh sweet butter until soft, add one ami two-third- s cupfuls of tine granu-lated sugar, beating constantly until all Is added, then add live eggs one at a time beating vigorously after each addition : then add two cupfuls of pastry flour folded In lightly; flavor with anyUeslred thivoring lemon rind Is especially good. Hake one hour In a slow oven; line the tin with buttered paper. f Boy, in Dream, Sees . His Father Killed Dallas, Tex A smoke stack which they were working fell ion crushed Fletcher Lambert, and Victor Curley, twenty. ' eight, to death. " t Just twelve hours before the accident Kather Edward Curley, I son of Victor Cur- - ley, awakened from a troubled sleep, crying to his mother that t he had seen his father fall from j the smoke stack, which crushed j his father beneath It. On the i previous day the boy had re-- turned from Marl, where he had visited his father and Lambert, T who were erecting the stack. ....t............t..Mt'...."-.'...a."-- ' j l Inter- -Allied Federation of Veterans A m ,iiii.iii,n,i..iii .i iii"'u ""'"!"! 'llll!Mlll!!!!r'"ll'TIT-'''- ' IT im"i""'llr i'i In ' " ' ' ' ' V" t National Commander Ilanford MacNIder of the American Legion be-lieves In the world-wid- e influence of the Inter-Allie- d Federation of Vet-erans. He says: "You know what our various ac-tivities are. I am not going Into them. There is one thing which I think may be of Interest, and that Is the Inter-Allie- d Federation of Veterans which meets at New Orleans the week before our national convention In October this fall. We will have, men from every allied country, from South Af-rica, from Jugo-Slavl- a, Canada, France, from the British Legion, which Is patterned after the American Le-gion, which is now carried on In the British Isles all those men are com-ing together with the thought that we are tied together perhaps by the strongest bonds that men can ever have the bonds between those who have fouKbt side by side In battle against a common enemy. We feel that that Is going to prove as strong a factor If not a stronger factor than any International conferences or agree-ments toward the prevention of a future war. We are not pacifists, but as men with open eyes and hard-earne- d experience we know what this all means, and nothing la going to disrupt the comradeship formed on the field of battle." t m in. WWW- - 11 i The Bingham News Entered as second-clas- s matter at the postofflce at lUngham Canyon, Utah, under the Act of Congress of March. 3, 1875. : Price $2.00 per year, in advance A Weekly Newspaper devoted exclusively to the interests of the Bingham District and its people. Published every Saturday ': at Bingham Canyon, Utah George Reynolds, Editor Clark and Reynolds, Bourgard Building, Main St. Bingham Phone 91 " FISH WRECKS BOAT; BREAKS MAN'S LEG Specimen Captured off Washing-ton Coast to Be Given to University. Dungeness, wash. Destroying three expensive salmon nets, breaking one man's leg and wrecking a row-bftx- t, a gigantic wolf fish, fifteen feet long, paid the death penalty after two hours of fight off the sand spit here. ; Fast In the nets, the wolf fish lay quiet and subdued until disturbed by Two Hours of Fight. the fishermen, when with a swift rush he overwhelmed the party. The fish possesses a head as large as that of a cow, massive Jaws studded with barrow teeth, and Is endowed with powerful strength. It Is said to be one of the largest of the species ever caught in the north Pa-cific. The huge Jaws and teeth are used for crushing clams, crabs and other shellfish, hen cleaned for preser-vation, this wolf fish monster had In Its stomach a recent breakfast, con-sisting of nearly 200 pounds of oys-ters, elam whole fish, three salmon heads, a tentacle of a squid, a hair-sea- l flipper, the neck of a ketchup bottle and threo cork floats from the nets. The state un'terslty will get the specimen. "SPARKPLUG" SMITH, PROM-INENT ODDFELLOW, VISITS CAMP F. N. Smith of Winnipeg, Canada, and a native of South Dakota, is in camp and address-ed the members of No. 21 High-land Lodge I. 0. 0. F., on Tues-day evening. Mr. Smith is a member of Minnehaha Lodge of Winnipeg, Manitoba. He has visited some 2,000 lodges in twenty jurisdictions of Canada and this country. Mr. Smith is also a sport, having handled the affairs of Alfred Shrubbs, the English distance wonder and present holder of the world's championship for all distances from two to ten miles. Mr. Smith has an interesting autograph scrap book of famous athletes, including Farmer Burns, Tommy Burns, Ira Dern, also Harry Hutchins who ran 800 yards in SO seconds in England. Next President Will Come From Ohio The first faint rumbles of 1024 presidential booms were heard in the senate the other day. Senator Short-ridg- e (Cal.), Republican, remarked In the course of a colloquy with Senator Pomerene (portrait herewith) over the tariff : , "Ohio has been In the habit of giv-ing birth to presidents and great sen-ators, and I cannot look Into the fu-ture, but I am sure as sure as I know that the sun will gild this dome tomorrow that Ohio will have a son In the president's chair for a good many years to come." "The senator from Ohio Mr. Pom-erene is in good health," Interrupted Senator King (Utah), Democrat. "And I think I know who that son will be," continued Senator Short-rldg- e. "He will be the broad-minde-lumlnous- mlnded- , great-hearte- d thor-oughbred Republican-America- War-ren O. Harding." "The modesty of my friend, the senior senator from Ohio, precludes his replying," said Senator Ashurst (Arlx.), Democrat. "I am sure that aU on this side will join In agreeing that the next president will be from Ohio, but we are equally sure that the distinguished senator from California has con-fused the names." British Do Not Wholly Understand Us In a speech remarkable for Its frankness and evident sincerity, Sir Auckland Geddes, British ambassador to the United States, told a large gath-ering at the Pilgrims' banquet in Lon-don in his honor that England did not wholly understand America. ' It was vital that more of the people of England should visit the United States In order to become ac-quainted with the remarkable charac-teristics of the people and the ex-traordinary Industrial, engineering, civic and educational progress of the country. America had accomplished In the brief century and a half of her exist-ence, he said, what It had taken Great Britain a thousand years of slow prog-ress to create. "America has given the world the riches of a continent which but yes-terday was a wilderness," he con-tinued. "Of course she Is absorbed in her own affairs. How could she be otherwise? Her thought Is In that tremendous structural and Industrial work which has made her one of the greatest nations of the earth. That Is a problem as close to her as our prob-lems are to Europeans, but she has not forgotten the trials and sufferings of the outside world; she has given with a bounteous hand relief for millions of starving Russians." MSNMssMasaasaawsaManMajsaNamsaMSMsmi (Continued from Tage 1.) who has been visiting here this summer with her son, Paul G. Bishop, storekeeper for the Utah Con. Mining company, left this week for her home, where she will visit for a short time and then go to Whitla, Idaho, where she will visit with former Ogden-ite-s. Miss Agnes James returned to camp after spending a week's vacation in the Cottonwoods. "Denny" of Jim's place is in Mexico. He maybe trying out a different specie of hot tamale, but a P. C. whith photo of "Denny" received by Jim on Thursday morning shows his highness posing on the front of the "La Officina Cantina, which he says is "a real bar." A. C. Cole, Bingham's only at-torney, spent several days last week in the southern part of the state on business. M. L. James, . a pioneer of Bingham was here several days last week, looking after his Bingham patrons. Mr. James was a busy man whilst here, , shaking hands with his old friens. He i3 now on a ranch at Union. John Jimpson of the old time "Canyon Bar" has re-turned to camp and has opened up the "Green Light," that is a peculiar name, John says, but he guesses he will stay with it, he has placed his subscription on the files. 71.5 L. D. S. church anuouncci a revival in camp of twenty new converts, who participated in baptismal rites on Sunday last. Destroy Law; We Revert to Barbarism Justice must be done In the cases of those responsible for the recent massacre of coal miners at Herrln, III., "regardless of affiliations," If the United States Is to continue as a na-tion. Assistant Secretary Roosevelt of the Navy Department declares. "We are In the midst of trouble-some tlnn'8," he says. "And there are more ahead. There are. doctrines abroad in the land which, If not con-troverted and overcome, may lead to the full of this great country as coun-tries of the past have fallen. "A blot of this kind on our es-cutcheon can be wiped out In one manner, and one manner only, and that la by due process of law. If we are to exist as a nation we must be On the law depends our society. Destroy law, and tie country reverts to barbarism overnight De-stroy law, and we will be back in the days of slavery, rapine and pillage, La i", when the strong oppress the weak, when interest triumphs over honor. With-out law, our civilization crumbles. Our government Is arranged In such fashloa that it provides a method whereby we who compose It can change It. "Grave as this tendency toward lawbreaklng Is, It Is but one of the dan-gerous tendencies of the present. There Is a doctrine abroad la the land which Is Just as destructive. This doctrine Is that our function In life is to get by with as little work as possible. Where would we be now if our ances tors had refused te work over and beyond a time sufficient to give them the bare necessities of life? We would be living in buts and hovels and prancloj about dreaaed In animal skins." FAKES AGE TO GO TO PRISON Boy, Sixteen, Wanted Jail of Real Men, Not Kids Confessed 6tealing Auto. Brooklyn, N. Y. "I didn't want to hang Out t. It!, the k'ud arid be sctii away with them." George Topping, sixteen years old, made this statement when the com-plaint of grand larceny against hlin was dismissed by Judge McLaughlin In county court. The Judge turned the youth over to the children's court. George, when arrested May 8, con-fessed stealing an automobile. He gave his age as twenty-on- e. He was then sent to the New York city re-formatory. Assistant District Attor-ney Taylor of Brooklyn was given documentary proof that George was sixteen years old, not twemy-une- . George looks like a mnn. "I knew I was guilty," he snld, "so I decided to go to Jail with real men and not kids. That's why I lied about my age." WIto Business Man W appeal for patrorv ii age through the columns HI of this newspaper? With every issue it carries its H message into the homes of H all the best people of this j community. Don't blame pi the people for flocking to pi the store of your competi- - tor. Tell them what you H have to sell and if your p prices are right you can Hf get the business. IlllllI Tied to Stake, Nearly Roasts. Klngsvllle, Ont., Canada. An after-math of the Indian scare In this sec-tion of Ontario was the cause of the serious condition of Jack Saunders, schoolboy, who Is a victim of a "wild Indian game." The lad was placed In the center of a heap of logs and tied to a stake. I'laymates set fire to the pile with a torch. The flames soon got beyond the boys control. The lad would have burned to death had not a passerby Jumped through the flumes and cut away the topes and dragged Off hB vktitii, ." 'I-- ' , |