| Show T y LP STUDIES IN THE GAS SHORTAGE Out of ot luck luckIs Is Wilbur Wrenn He thought of t gas gas gas' At Sad indeed Is Arthur Bott Bolt 8 p p. p m. m m.- m. And he forgot Shed a tear For Fob Minnie Wray Her friend all aU Her gas by day 11 Weep for John J. J Applegate The gas man said Youre just too late latel Sympathize With Nells Nell's friend Joe He only said My watch was slow Do not la laugh ugh At Johnson Will He called on her With j just st one gill The ladies ladies' pride Is Wallace Wright He saves saveS his his gas gasTo gasTo gasTo To drive by night S Oh lucky egg Is Luther Mix The gas shack clock Had stopped at six And Is Barnett He never sold That HORSE AND BUGGY S HINTS FOR GAS SAVINGS SLOGANS Harold Ickes has labored and come forth with a sticker I Am AmUsing AmUsing AmUsing Using One Third Less Gas as a terrific weapon in the tile drive to save fuel Well to this department it seems feeble trite and ineffective especially when dealing with human beings who have shaken off ofT their real skin and donned the tough hide hid of ot automobilists Nobody reads the stickers on a windshield windshield noV even n the fellow tellow who pastes they them on If they are to be us used i however why not put a kick in Tern em Something Something Some Some- thing along this line I Am Not a Hog EV Even When inan in inan inan an Auto I Wouldn't Cripple Uncle Sam Just for a Few Extra Mil Miles s of ot Tour Tour- ing I Put Patriotism Abo Above e Petro Petro- leum America First Picnicking g Sec Sec- ond I Im Stepping on Hitler Not on the Accelerator Id Rather Lay Up My Car Than Lay Up My Future Of course in this Utis crisis there is bound to be the fellow who takes the attitude I only regret I have but one limousine to give for tor my country Washington announces that boneless boneless boneless bone bone- less beef is making a hit in the navy Its It's better than bee ess bo boes es Defense bonds and sta stan stamps ps are to tobe tobe tobe be sold through dry goods stores etc And we know a lady who is going to wait for them to advertise a special sale What this country needs is UI unity ty declared the Ute orator as he proceeded to insult all who disagreed with his personal opinions on the crisis The idea of tipping railroad porters porters porters por por- ten cents per bundle or bag isnow is isnow isnow now being by both boUt porters porters porters por por- and railroads But nothing they can say would equal the Ute strong language language language lan lan- guage being used by the traveling public It has never believed there Utere was an iota of fairness in paying 40 cents to have a porter carry a coat a brief case a hat box and a book while the fellow with the bass violin and the doghouse got off with wilh with 20 Ima Dodo calls canS her auto an Ickes- Ickes mobile because it has become just justa a day coach Those Churchill photos In conference conference confer conler- ence with Mr Roosevelt must make a lot of advertisers wish they knew what kind of a cigar he smoked Eleven oil companies are to send billions to pump oil to the East It sounds like a pipe dream |
