Show I rr t i a Private Papers 0 Of f a Cub Reporter Dorothy Thompson the thc columnist refused to sit at a dinner table theother the theother other night where the guests were lauding the achievements of Hitler She said she couldn't sit with her enemies Enemies asked one of them but you are a pure Aryan journalist Perhaps was her volley but Im I'm also an American and you people are un un- American so so you are my enemies enemies enemies ene ene- mies That isn't the first time she's done that During the recent campaign campaign campaign cam cam- she found herself with dinner guests among whom sat a senatorial senatorial senatorial sena sena- dark horse who made some remarks that made her innards somersault You four syllable Dorothy shouted as she got up and left The following amazing story about Hitler is credited to one of his former former former for for- mer intimates now in the U. U S. S Itis It ItI Itis I is passed on to exercise your eyebrows eyebrows eyebrows eye eye- brows The time one-time intimate of Hitler says it came from Hitler's I personal pilot The legend That Hitler maintains a secret hideaway hideaway hideaway hide hide- away in Bogota Colombia Itis Itis It Itis is said to be a acre 50 estate and the front gate is two miles from the main house which above the ground is a plain flat building The building underground underground-is is five stories deep deep and and there is enough food stored there for two years A Hitler aide inspects the place every two months etc Sportswriter Chas Scully and some of the boys were reminiscing When Heywood Broun was covering covering covering cov cov- ering big league ball baIl games before he took up he casually mentioned in one of his reports that a large and intelligent crowd witnessed the contest What his sports editor wanted to know was the idea of writing that a large and intelligent crowd had attended the game when the Associated Press coverage of the same tussle mentioned mentioned mentioned men men- that the attendance was slightly less than scanty Crowd at game was large and in intelligent intelligent in- in wired back Broun Fatty Fatty Fatty Fat ty Arbuckle was in stands He is large I am intelligent The Damon were doing the town the other midnight with Hazel Forbes the ex girl girI who married Harry Richman It was the night the stories broke announcing the split of the Rich- Rich mans and Hazels Hazel's plan to go to toReno toReno toReno Reno Tell me a love story Hazel said anything to show me that romance can bloom on this darn darnold darnold darnold old street street street-or or that marriage can sur sur- vive Patrice Runyon who rarely gabs then revealed how she met Damon and and how she almost didn't It was at the Silver Slipper many years ago and Patrice was in the new show as featured dancer Runyon came in for the premiere and the manager asked him if hed he'd like to meet Patrice a nice girl he said Then he went backstage and asked her if shed she'd like to meet a nice Broadway guy If there is such an animal she said lead me to it I never met one before In the meantime meantime meantime mean mean- time the star of the show sat with Runyon Im going to meet the dancer Damon remarked Oh you wont won't like her at all the star said shell bore you ou stiff Ill I'll have you meet some of the pretty ones But Patrice met Runyon Runyon Runyon Run Run- yon first and They Lived Happily Ever Ever Ever-A Ever After ter The star Patrice dramatically added was Harry Richman Notes o of f an Innocent Bystander The Big Parade and John Kieran of Info Please getting more laughs playing tennis at Forest Forest Forest For For- est Hills than they'll ever get with their typewriters Just a dutiful dutiful dutiful ful wife wife Pons gingerly blotting blotting blotting blot blot- ting Andre Kostelanetz's damp brow on E. E with her little littIe silken hanky Gloria Swanson looking more glamorous eating cheesecake in Reubens Reuben's than most Hollywood hopefuls look in a bathing suit Sallies in Our Alley One of the local ham actors was complaining about the way the New York press refused to admit he existed Amazing Amazing ing he intoned the way they all ignore me It reminded someone someone someone some some- one of the guy who made a similar squawk to Oscar Wilde It uIt is a complete conspiracy of silence against me h hd said what ought I do about their silence To which Oscar counseled Join it The hum Ito Dept Cudahy says he submitted his interview to Hitler and Adolf didn't change a word Which is the worst criticism that interview has reed recd Maxie is now taking dancing lessons Meaning that hes he's returning returning returning re re- re- re turning to the ring The League of American Writers mostly Leftists Leftists Leftists Left Left- met a while back and agreed that they still disliked the people they didn't care for last year If they didn't get better surprise twists in their yarns than they get in their politics they'd starve r |