Show Etudes Threaten to Make Exit Journalist Overhears Tale of Woe Campus I Moved About It was too cold and almost too toolate toolate toolate late for an Six feet three Of of- football material pointed an icy and resentful nose at an uprooted tree lying on the grounds in front of the Park Building When they dig up the last evergreen Im I'm gonna leave this institution of higher learning he growled A brother of the slapping back-slapping type slapped his liis slap retrieved his balance and wheezed out frostily frostily- Better wait and take your sheepskin sheepskin sheepskin sheep sheep- skin with you Joe Naw grunted he who got slapped aint gonna wait for the sheepskin either When them evergreens go the spirit of dear dearold dearold dearold old Alma Mater goes with em Buddy its it's too much to ask of any man man man- here his manly voice broke and he hastily b brushed shed away a tear He was vas n not t however hasty enough The tear had frozen eer it reached his nose Now that the reporter watching the touching scene is really too sad and the soft-hearted soft journalist took the earliest opportunity to dash into Mr Forsberg's office and an make a frantic appeal in behalf of trees and sentimental collegians And here are the glad tidings The Th campus is not being denuded of its evergreens It is merely a matter of rearrangement In keeping with the campaign of making making making mak mak- ing the campus appear appeal larger three-fourths three of the evergreens in nn front of the Park Building are arc being bei g moved to parts of the cam cam- pus on Third South and north of the tennis courts The remaining trees will be arranged ir i izI groups instead of in one circle so o that there will be a clear vista from Thirteenth East to the Park Building This is merely in keeping with the new program of rearrangement rearrangement re arrange ment Mr Forsberg said and there is no cause for the stude students ts to be alarmed We will not ruin the campus |