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Show COWBOY RIDES A ROCKING-HORSE Jim Taylor of Utah, Idaho and points west, is a cattleman from tho 2-Inch heels of his boot nto tho sugar Ibaf crown of his Stetson which rises ris-es four or five IdcIics above -tho perspiring per-spiring brow. When ho wants to go anywhere ho rides. Walking he regards re-gards as an InsuH to tender fcot and expensive boots. Recently he sailed for Lnglaud to. dispose of a shipment of polo ponies. Ho booked passage on ono of the palatial Atlantic liners but once on board he was thoroughly unhappy. No, ho wasn't seasick. Cow camp grub and pitching ponies had given him a stomach nothing could dls-tuib. dls-tuib. HviA 'What I need Is exorclte," ' ho moaned to an Dngllsn acquaintance, who had crossed a dozen times. Tho. Englishman suggested there was ample am-ple room for brisk walks along the spotless decks. His suggestion was received with a look of scorn nnd loathing and he was given the In formation that what Jlra meant by exorcise waa exorcise In the saddle. Without a word tho Englishman led him to tho ship's gymnasium and pointed to u contrivance bearing aj saddle. ' . "Taht machine," he said "will ( duplicate tiny motion you ran possibly possi-bly get while rjding a horse. All you linvo to do is to got on nnd press ono of these buttonsT" "Wliopee;" jelled Join. "Gear her , high for I sum alms to ildo widti ml handsome." He Hinged into tho addle nnd the Englishman fled. A half hour later the Drltlslier . ouikI Jliri leaning disconsolately on . ho rail. , "Did you have a good ride?" )io asked. ' "Nivw," replied the westerner. ''I rodo that machine on. everything from a fox trot to a gallop but I didn't nrrlvo nowhere." Falluro to save n legular portion of what they earned and Invest It safely in sound securities! has placed thousands of people on tho tiding machine. They get all tho bumps, nil of the Jars, all tho chafing and Borcncss thoy can acquire In covering cover-ing a financial life xoad, but they never nrrlvo anywhere. If you lire working for exorcise you can afford I to spend all jou innko. If you arc I working to nrrlvo somewhere put a certain part of our pay every week In government savings stamps and treasury savings certificates, on saio nt all postolllces aivd most banks. E 1 |